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Mo Peterson… well… this isn’t good.
September 15th, 2004

A woman named Daphne Charlemagne is suing Toronto Raptors guard Morris Peterson for infecting her with genital herpes when he slanged her four years ago.

This, I’m guessing, is going to cut into the amount of play that Morris Peterson gets. If NBA hoes do their homework… then MoPete can probably forget about the groupie love. Maybe it’d be considered cool to get genital herpes from Kevin Garnett or Dirk Nowitzki… but not from Morris Peterson. There’s no glory in that.

Miss Charlemagne, who probably isn’t getting a lot of action herself, wants $1.5 million, along with $2 grand a month for the rest of her life to pay for the herbal supplements that treats her condition. $1.5 mil is pretty steep for genital herpes. I dunno. For $1.5 mil, I’d consider letting Morris Peterson give me genital herpes.



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2 Responses to “Mo Peterson… well… this isn’t good.”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, herpes is for life, no guy is gonna want to touch her with a ten foot pole.

    If Mo Pete screwed her, and knowing he had herpes he had an obligation to tell her.

    If someone screwed your daughter and they had aids, new that they had aids and never told her. Would you still want the 1.5 million?

    Pictures of HerpesYou want that for 1.5 million? .. no thanks .. 1.5 mil doesn’t go far in todays economy.




  2. the mighty mjd Says:

    I wouldn’t really let Morris Peterson infect me with herpes for $1.5 million. I was kidding. I do that from time to time here.




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