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Monthly Archives: March 2005

March 31, 2005 | Uncategorized | 2 comments

The NBA’s starting five, in terms of performance per dollars… PG – Tony “Oui Oui” Parker SG – Dwyane Wade SF – Bobby Simmons PF – Udonis Haslem C –…

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March 31, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

The game’s MVP, Josh McRoberts… going to Duke. Guy who had 13 points, 9 assists, and 2 clutch free throws… going to Duke. Fuck. I’ve really never had any substantial…

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March 31, 2005 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

An excerpt from “The Jump,” Ian O’Connor’s book about Sebastian Telfair’s move from high school directly to the NBA. Quality reading, if you’ve got a few minutes. Interesting how David…

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March 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

Not a good start for a Penn State football team that’s likely to be under a microscope all year. Joe Paterno went 4-7 last year, this could be his last…

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March 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

…ESPN theorizes what the NCAA Tournament might look like. For instance… Starting for UConn: Ben Gordon, Marcus Williams, Charlie Villanueva, Josh Boone, and Emeka Okafor. Georgia Tech: Will Bynum, BJ…

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March 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

Todd Sauerbrun… you have problems. Todd Steussie and Jeff Mitchell… fine. Have it at. You’re offensive linemen. I’m not saying it’s cool, but I understand. At least you have a…

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March 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

A few kids have accused Marvin Harrison of attacking them, unprovoked. Their story goes something like this: Three kids wanted Marvin’s autograph. They were standing around waiting for Marvin to…

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March 29, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

“I ain’t the GM of this team. Kobe’s the GM of this team. Ask Kobe. You’ve been watching this stuff all year. You’ve been watching it and I’ve been playing…

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March 28, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

UNC, Illinois, Michigan State, and Louisville. I picked UNC midseason, and I had them winning my bracket, so… I’m not going to change it up now. Funny thing is, I’m…

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March 28, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

themightymjd.com press department has been forwarded an incomplee and confidential list of chapter titles for the new book. We’ll share them with our readers… 1. Fashion Advice: The Keys to…

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March 28, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

So, remember when I said I thought the Lakers were going to make the playoffs? HA… Just kidding. Fooled you. Clearly, I am a dumbass. I underrated a few things……

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March 24, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

On March 24, 1975, a big sloppy unknown meatbag stepped into the ring with Muhammad Ali. For 14 rounds, 2 minutes, and 41 seconds, Chuck Wepner took everything that Muhammad…

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March 24, 2005 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

There are just certain things that probably shouldn’t be fucked with. I am of the opinion that the Boston Celtics’ uniforms are one of them. They’re not going to change…

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March 24, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

Y’know, I’m pretty sure that even if I’m someday a bazillionaire, my kids won’t be driving Hummers to school. Maybe if they have to drive across the Yukon territory to…

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March 24, 2005 | Uncategorized | 3 comments

To me, Pat O’Brien will always be associated with the NBA on NBC. It was him, Marv Albert, and Teshy’s theme song. That was TV at its finest. But now,…

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