“We haven’t been playing well,” Coach Stan Heath said. “I’m not pleased with our cohesiveness or our sense of urgency. We have things we need to get fixed. We’ve lost five of six. I have the utmost respect for the NIT, but we’re not playing...

Who’s got legitimate beefs: Syracuse. A 4 seed for the Big East champs? That seems a little low, especially when the team they beat for the title got a 2. On the upside, though, I think everyone is completely overrating the Austin bracket. Duke’s a weak 1-seed, Kentucky could be...

A recent conversation between Larry Brown and his doctor… Larry Brown: Doc, what does it mean, um… when fire shoot out your dick? Doctor: Let me get this right, you’re getting a burning sensation when you urinate? Larry Brown: No, fire shoot out my dick. A burst of flame fly...

I didn’t know Strahan was Iking his wife (Definition: Iking; to Ike: verb. To abuse a spouse or significant other, verbally or physically. Word origin: The immortal Ike Turner.) Did I miss a news item somewhere along the way? I must have… Mrs. Strahan was able to get a restraining...

It’s not that bad a list that ESPN.com’s Page 3 put together. Chances are, I’d have probably had some issues with any list anyone put together. There’s way too much Ace Ventura on this list, for example. Seabiscuit quotes appear on the list, as apparently someone has...