Penn State tosses archers off football team
Not a good start for a Penn State football team that’s likely to be under a microscope all year. Joe Paterno went 4-7 last year, this could be his last year on the sidelines, and… we’re not off to a good start. Unless you’re William fucking Tell.
Four highly-evolved intellectual linemen have been dismissed from the team for allegedly shooting arrows through an apartment wall. And these four geniuses are fifth-year seniors. Fifth-year seniors are emptying the quiver, pulling back the compound bow, and launching arrows through a wall. Excellent work, Penn State. Student athletes at their finest.
Can you imagine sitting in the next apartment, relaxing, enjoying a cup of tea or something, watching Sanford and Son… and an arrow rips through your wall? And you go next door, and you have to confront four Penn State offensive linemen? That can’t be a pleasant feeling. Unless you’ve got a gun, you should probably be pretty scared of people dumb enough to do something like that to begin with.
If Florida State plays Penn State this year, Chief Osceola should probably stay away… you wouldn’t want any of those goons to get the idea to set their arrows on fire before launching them into neighboring apartments.