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This is a tremendous website, all dedicated to one quote from a 7’2″ Nigerian with a raspy voice. The story goes that Dikembe walked into a Georgetown bar one night, the entire place stopped to look at him, and in response, Mutombo just yelled out, “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?!

Who knows if it’s true. But it’s hilarious… as is this website. Thanks to the fellas at Slam for the link.


  1. Anonymous Anonymous

    Mutombo is not Nigerian. He’s from Zaire or more accurately the Democratic Republic of Congo

  2. Yeah, my bad. I knew that… I don’t know what the hell was wrong with me. Apologies.

  3. Anonymous Anonymous

    i think it’s true; i heard this story for the first time about 4 years ago from a friend of mine who went to temple. his roommate’s brother went to georgetown in the early 90s, and claimed that he was at a party one time and dikembe walked in, arms outstretched, and proudly asked, “who want to f*ck mutumbo?” i hope that earned him at least a handjob.

  4. Anonymous Anonymous

    I have an acquaintance who is a freelance writer in Philly, and she did the gossip beat for one of the weeklies when Mutumbo played for the Sixers. According to her, our boy would make his entrance into the local strip clubs saying that exact line. I rolled my eyes when I heard that but I guess it’s true after all.

  5. […] We digress. The point of this is alligator blood. Football players careers are somewhat finite; bodies can only take so much punishment. Although slightly more enduring, hoops players typically don’t make it through good portions of multiple decades. There are the Bobby Horrys and Sam Cassells who will seemingly be lacing it up into the next millennium. And, of course, who-want-to-sex Mutombo. […]

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