Well, the Wolves are officially dead. They languished for seven full days where one loss from them, or one win by the Grizzlies would’ve polished them off. That happened last night. The Wolves couldn’t beat the Sonics, and like my man Kenny says… They’re Gone...

The Yankees were swept by the Orioles, giving the old bastard the opportunity to finally get an angry quote out there. “Enough is enough. I am bitterly disappointed as I’m sure all Yankee fans are by the lack of performance by our team,” Steinbrenner said in a statement issued...

DHEA stands for Dehydroepiandrosterone, which goes into the bloodstream, becomes androstenedione, which then becomes testosterone… which is kinda what everyone’s so worried about these days. In fact, the director of the Health Research Group at Public Citizen says, “There...

A fair question. If steroids balloon the body above and beyond what is natural… Lasik eye surgery does the same for vision. Perfect natural eyesight is 20/20. A common result after Lasik eye surgery is 20/15. If it’s not cool to goose up your muscle mass, why is it cool to goose...

My personal favorites: – The female track and field star, who won gold and silver medals, who actually had a dong. – The golfer who would sprint up to the green before other golfers got there, and move his ball. – The dude who rode 11 miles of the marathon route in a car. He...