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Monthly Archives: May 2005

May 31, 2005 | Uncategorized | 11 comments

This is about the last thing you want to see your team experiencing in the middle of a potential title run. It’s just unthinkable… Seriously, it would hurt the team…

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May 31, 2005 | Uncategorized | 2 comments

I don’t know how ESPN will ever replace the ratings they got from the National Hockey League. Professional bowling, fireman competitions, spelling bees, soccer, LPGA tournaments, test patterns, and a…

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May 31, 2005 | Uncategorized | 3 comments

Bill Simmons didn’t like it. Roger Ebert had a pretty strange review of it. He saw it three weeks ago, and wrote a somewhat positive review. Then he went to…

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May 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

The last things you expect to see from the Pistons down the stretch are poor coaching decisions, and a complete loss of compusure. They were guilty of both last night….

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May 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

New Jersey State Assemblyman and Baptist holy roller Craig Stanley wants the New Jersey Devils to change their nickname to something that doesn’t make him think of Satan. I’ll let…

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May 30, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

That’s really all I needed to know. That, to me, is the entire news story. Someone possessing an adam’s apple won, and thus, the Indianapolis 500 is worthless to me….

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May 28, 2005 | Uncategorized | 6 comments

Not everyone is down with Danica Patrick, it seems. You’d think that fellow drivers would be excited about the buzz she’s generated for the sport, and the interest she attracts….

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May 27, 2005 | Uncategorized | 5 comments

Lazer Collazo was the head coach at Gulliver Preperatory School in Miami. Lazer Collazo will now be looking for other employment opportunities. This is awesome. Lazer was talking to the…

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May 27, 2005 | Uncategorized | 11 comments

I guess it could happen. There’s no specific plan in place or anything, but the idea was out there. Some people expect that it’s coming in the next few years,…

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May 27, 2005 | Uncategorized | 5 comments

Shaq has been sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshall, and has been working on a task force to catch online sexual predators. He’s had this obsession with law enforcement…

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May 27, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

I know I’m a day late on this, but I wanted to send some love A-Rod’s way for telling the world that therapy was helping him. I think that’s cool….

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May 26, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

Not that he had to still prove it to anyone, but Dwyane Wade last night confirmed the enormous size of his testicles, putting the Miami Heat on his back and…

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May 25, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

I don’t think steroids are good, and I don’t think they should be legal or considered okay… but I still find this whole thing absurd. A 2-year ban for a…

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May 25, 2005 | Uncategorized | 5 comments

In the grand scheme of things, no professional athlete is getting shafted. But comparitively speaking, I’ve been saying for a while that NFL players really get the short end of…

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May 25, 2005 | Uncategorized | no comments

Darius Miles and Zach Randolph aren’t the only well-paid Blazers acting a fool in Portland. John Canzano of the Oregonian lays into the Blazers, his favorite pasttime, and tells the…

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