Lazer Collazo was the head coach at Gulliver Preperatory School in Miami. Lazer Collazo will now be looking for other employment opportunities.
This is awesome. Lazer was talking to the kids after a loss to Florida Christian. Lazer apparently wasn’t happy with the effort his players were showing. So he did what any good coach would do…
…and he yanked out the captain.
Yep. Lazer displayed his penis, and his testicles… and asked his players if they had those, or if they had vaginas.
And I think it’s hilarious. Wrong, sure… but certainly on the hilarious side of wrong. I mean, a million high school coaches every day accuse their players of not having balls, or of being pussies. Most of them know when to stop, though. Most of them don’t take that extra step and show the goods.
He should be out of a job, and he is, so I’m not going to get too broken up about it. I’d rather be coached by this guy than Larry Cochell. They were high school kids, not pre-schoolers. They are all aware of male genitalia. If I was on the team, I’d have probably thought it was pretty funny. And it may have even worked as a motivational tactic. I’d be hanging out at 3rd base thinking, “Man, I do not wanna see this guy’s junk again.”
Melvin Jones
I play d-3 football (meaning not very good) and we have team showers after every practice…so nobody on that team was probably a stranger to penis, as you said. If my coach did that, we would all think it was freakin hilarious, and we would have told everyone, and then some administrator would have heard about it and the coach would be fired. I’m sure that’s what happened here, some bible belt parent might have found out and gone nuts and demanded that he be fired…this is still the funniest thing I’ve heard in awhile. I was picturing it in my head as I read it, and it definitely made me laugh.
May 27, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Anonymous
“I was picturing it in my head as I read it, and it definitely made me laugh.”
Now THAT made me laugh, Melvin. Nothing personal, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to comment on that well-crafted sentence.
boo boo
May 27, 2005 at 2:05 pm
Melvin Jones
What’s wrong with the sentence crafting?
May 27, 2005 at 4:17 pm
Melvin Jones
Maybe you would have preferred “the situation” in place of “it”.
May 27, 2005 at 4:17 pm
Sean
hilarious!
May 28, 2005 at 1:16 am