Shaq has been sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshall, and has been working on a task force to catch online sexual predators.
He’s had this obsession with law enforcement forever. When he says he wants to be a cop when his career is over, I believe him.
I think anyone he catches trying to endanger children should actually be forced to have sex with him. I think that’s the most important contribution he could make to law enforcement. You get caught using the Internet to meet children, and you have to be Shaq’s catcher. Actually, give them the choice… 10 years in the clink, or they get into some Siegfried and Roy positions with The Diesel.
thez0rk
For years, I’ve been a proponent of the “Shaq Catcher” punishment.
I think that would seriously eliminate SO much crime in this country…and if Shaq was busy, get Michael Clark Duncan…or perhaps track down Gheorge Muresan.
May 27, 2005 at 9:33 am
Melvin Jones
Imagine if you got pulled over on the highway by Shaq…wouldn’t that be awkward?
May 27, 2005 at 1:49 pm
thez0rk
Yeah, and I live in Miami now…I better be careful when I’m down on SoBe…don’t need to piss off Lt. O’Neal.
May 27, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Anonymous
this is the worst garbage blog site i have ever visited
June 1, 2005 at 11:40 pm
the mighty mjd
Thanks for stopping by. BITCH.
June 2, 2005 at 12:32 am