This… is something. Perhaps you’ve heard of myspace. It’s a web service that gives people their own websites, allowing them to post photos, personal information, blogs, circles of friends, comments, etc. They’re fairly popular. Los Angeles Lakers draftee Andrew Bynum has such a website.
Now, you know me, I don’t like to make fun of people… especially considering that he’s 17 years old, and that when I was 17, I was probably saying some very very dumb things. But here’s a sampling of some of the things Andrew has to say on his website. Most of them are in the form of answers to “survey” questions.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: =pjkjk=p
Pepsi or Coke: i got acme,so soda is sum shit u dont drink
Do you want to go to College: OF COURSE
Ever been called a Tease: ….MANY A TIMEZ
Best Clothing Style: Mini Skirts, Or TIGHT JEANS
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch: neither im black, and cherrokee
current taste: Brazilian Women
current thing I ought to be doing: gettin gurls
who’s hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray: …ima guy….
what was the last thing you said: the last questions is homo
are you suicidal: only in the mourning
is your window open: for women
do you have a little brother: yes
does he draw you cute pictures: NO that would be gay
Toku
I think its hilarious how many friend comments he got between post-draft and now…its ridiculous
But yes, that is quite the funny. But I can’t fault him for it. For starters…I have a Myspace. And second, he’s a 17-year old high school kid…EVERYBODY in high school has Myspace these days
-T
July 1, 2005 at 4:31 am
Mr. Bojangles
Daaamn, good thing he’s got game, cuz that boy is retarded.
July 1, 2005 at 12:34 pm
Sean
It says his account got cancelled?
July 5, 2005 at 3:17 pm
hassan
and who are you?.. o yeah that’s right nobody! Put your money where your mouth is (and being it’s all in your a** I suppose it makes much sense that you are trying to talk so much s**t). and btw i captioned those for any kids that may have to read my response to such ignorant jealous fools such as yourself. Andrew Bynum is going places.. too bad you are not fortunate enough to be going with him.. sucka!
with luv,
Hassan from plainsboro NJ
sn: z3racerz3
July 6, 2005 at 12:19 pm