Daily Archive: Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Real Madrid 2, LA Galaxy 0

I’m no great judge of soccer talent, but the difference between these two teams looked about the same as the difference between the New England Patriots and the Rutgers Scarlet Knights. You could just see it. The guys on the Real team, despite this being just a preseason exhibition for them, could do anything they

Bye, Larry Brown

Well, fuck. What seemed inevitable to a lot of people has finally come to fruition, and Larry Brown will no longer be the head coach of the Detroit Pistons. He’s negotiating a buyout with Pistons owner Mr. D. Mr. D, I get the feeling, had more of a problem with Larry Brown than did Joe

Kenny Rogers has more cameraman issues

While being fingerprinted for his last assault of a cameraman, Kenny Rogers got involved in some jawing with a different cameraman, which you can see here. There was serious anger on his face. I guess the guy really doesn’t like to be photographed. He must be Amish. It’s really not much of an incident, but

Tim Brown retires

Tim Brown, who I hate, is retiring as a Raider. He signed a one-day contract with the silver-and-black cocksuckers for the purposes of retiring with them. And, of course, he’s taking the natural next step for any retiring wide receiver… he’s going into NASCAR. He’s putting together a nice little career path… Notre Dame, Oakland