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Real Madrid 2, LA Galaxy 0

I'm no great judge of soccer talent, but the difference between these two teams looked about the same as the difference between the New England Patriots and the Rutgers Scarlet Knights. You could just

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Bye, Larry Brown

Well, fuck. What seemed inevitable to a lot of people has finally come to fruition, and Larry Brown will no longer be the head coach of the Detroit Pistons. He's negotiating a buyout with Pistons owner

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Tim Brown retires

Tim Brown, who I hate, is retiring as a Raider. He signed a one-day contract with the silver-and-black cocksuckers for the purposes of retiring with them.

And, of course, he's taking the natural next

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