• Hey, here’s a pretty healthy view of Serena Williams’ ass crack. You know, just in case you were wondering if you’d get a chance to see it today. My compliments to the fine folks at The Airing of Grievances.
• Cuttino Mobley apparently does not trust our nation’s banking system. Thieves broke into his Bel-Air home (just down the street from Uncle Phil, Aunt Vivian, and Geoffrey), and stole, among other things, $500,000 in cash. Damn. Find your way to a bank, fella. Or give ADT a call and hook up a security system. Or, at the very least, see if Qyntel Woods has a dog he can sell you.
• Let’s give it up for the little guys: Northern Iowa has cracked the men’s Top 25 for the first time, and George Washington has poked their head into the Top 10. Georgetown also finally gets the nod into the Coaches poll, debuting at 22. Michigan, after a pretty decent week, beating Michigan State and Wisconsin, jumps in at #20.
• Today’s worthless bit of Super Bowl news: QBs who’s last names have the highest scrabble value at 6-1 in the playoffs this year (at least according to the article… by my count, there have been 10 playoff games so far). Anyway, the Super Bowl matchup is a clash of titans, between Hasselbeck and Roethlisberger. The winner, in an upset… Matt Hasselbeck.
• With thanks to Deadspin for the link, Outsports.com presents a Very Gay Guide to the Super Bowl, including Seattle’s support from the gay community, and the obligatory mention of Kordell “Adam and Steve” Stewart. Also, you can find a list of terms that the NFL won’t allow you to have on the back of your jersey, such as “COCKCOWBOY,” “CROTCH JOCKEY,” and “CUM QUEEN.” As a huge fan of profanity and most things juvenile… this list just makes me so happy. I can’t believe the NFL won’t let you put “MAN PASTE” on the back of a jersey. When I make it to the NFL, I’m changing my last name to “MAN PASTE” just so they have to reconsider.
theotheruw Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I thought the weirdest banned jersey name was “Gonzagas”. Is that really as offensive as “Foot Fucker”? NFL - always hatin’ on Jesuit schools.
Mullet Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Lenny should drop a pencil in Serena’s crack.
DENNTAL PLAAAN….LISA NEEDS BRACES
theotheruw Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Seriously: who’s the insane-looking kid with Serena? He looks like Pyle sitting on the toilet in “Full Metal Jacket.”
the sockk Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
They banned “He Hate Me”
The Big Picture Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
That guy can’t be tapping serena, can he?
Sean Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
dude, that was the gayest site i’ve ever visited… gah
Sean Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
oh, and what the hell is the backdoor cuts picture?
Ray Says:
January 30th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Dahmer? Carruth? How could those be offensive to anybody?? :)
LD Says:
January 31st, 2006 at 1:01 pm
The scrabble thing is a link to an old blog post done before the Championship game round, which the scrabble rule held true as well..
Higher last name scores are actually now 8-1-1 (with Brunell and Simms tied).
BigBoi Says:
January 31st, 2006 at 7:33 pm
That woman (Hingis) is atrocious are ya’ll blind?? I really don’t see it she has no upper lip, it just looks gross. I don’t know about ya’ll but to me a woman should have nice lucious lips. Wtf???