Daily Archive: Wednesday, February 1, 2006
01 Feb 2006
Ben Roethlisberger and Tom Brady share a lot
After Tom Brady admitted that he surfed the internet for porn, Ben Roethlisberger comes clean in the Washington Post yesterday about the fact that he finds women on the Internet. And after a lot of research, I was unable to find this unedited dialogue that took place between Ben and Tom in a Yahoo! Alternate
01 Feb 2006
Joey Porter finally manages to work himself into a masturbatory froth
I haven’t spent a lot of time talking about the Super Bowl lately… mainly because there isn’t much happening. And there still isn’t… but we’re going to talk about it anyway. The only thing that happened today is that Joey Porter found a little comment and used it to make himself all red and huffy.
01 Feb 2006
John Muckler hating on Mike Tyson
Ottawa Senators goalie Ray Emery wore a mask the other night featuring the image of Mike Tyson… and his GM, John Muckler, has talked him into taking it off. He didn’t ‘make’ him take it off… but he gently eased him in that direction. “We didn’t ask him not to wear the mask,” Senators GM
01 Feb 2006
Breaking News: Commissioner steps down
Citing conflicts over recent issues with the league’s dress code and players going into the stands (and spreading STDs), Dennis Rodman has stepped down as commissioner of the Lingerie Bowl. Actually, he stepped down because The Lingerie Bowl negotiated an endoresment deal with online gambling website bodog.com, while Rodman is a paid endorser of goldenpalace.com.
01 Feb 2006
Backdoor Cuts – 02/01/06
• As it turns out, Cuttino Mobley wasn’t the only one who was victimized when his place was broken into. Whoever broke in not only took $500,000 in Cuttino’s cash, but also got some of Steve Francis’s jewelry. Which was at Cuttino Mobley’s apartment. Steve Francis’s jewelry was at Cuttino Mobley’s apartment. Gay rumors have
01 Feb 2006
Dunk contest field is set
And I think it looks like a damn good one. • Definding champion Josh Smith. I think you have to make him the early favorite to repeat, just based on last year’s creativity. He used Kenyon Martin as a prop, he busted out the Dominique jersey… this is a man who knows that creativity is
01 Feb 2006
Kobe & Wilt
The first thing I thought when I saw that headline was, “Damn… 10,000 already? Guy’s been doing some serious fuckin’.” I’m not proud of myself. As it turns out, Kobe becomes just the 2nd player of all time to average 40 points across an entire month… which is neither as scandalous, or as impressive. But