Citing conflicts over recent issues with the league’s dress code and players going into the stands (and spreading STDs), Dennis Rodman has stepped down as commissioner of the Lingerie Bowl.
Actually, he stepped down because The Lingerie Bowl negotiated an endoresment deal with online gambling website bodog.com, while Rodman is a paid endorser of goldenpalace.com. The Lingerie Bowl is now looking into replacing Rodman with a celebrity of equal magnitude, someone like Carrot Top or Kurt Rambis.
And did you know that you can gamble on The Lingerie Bowl? It’s true. You can beat on the winner (I like the New York Euphoria over the Los Angeles Temptation, because of their strong vertical passing game and plastic tits), which team will score first, what position player will score the first touchdown, and if anyone will perform a pole dance after a touchdown. Really. You can. That seems like easy money.
Z Says:
February 1st, 2006 at 3:55 am
“You can beat on the winner” almost seems like it was on purpose.
Unsilent Majority Says:
February 1st, 2006 at 8:27 am
I have an account with bodog and I couldn’t believe the lines for the lingerie bowl. Initially you could bet on whether Rodman would show up in lingerie or not, which i didn’t really understand because i assumed bodog had already paid him to do as such.
BigBoi Says:
February 1st, 2006 at 2:49 pm
BLACK PEOPLE
Mullet Says:
February 1st, 2006 at 6:09 pm
wooooord
BigBoi Says:
February 1st, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Wtf??? That post wasn’t from me.
? Says:
February 1st, 2006 at 11:13 pm
Down to 4 in the tournament of girlfriends on sportsline.com
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9201640