Comments on: Joey Porter’s advice column

By: Blaire

Blaire — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:21:50 +0000

Joey,

Oh my gosh, your so funny. I think your very hott. Every game when you pull up your shirt, i start sweating. It’s a great veiw. I would ask for your autograph anyday.

By: JoeyLover

JoeyLover — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 17:03:42 +0000

Hey Joey,

I think your think your totally hott. I so want to meet you. I’m coming to training camp next season. I’m gonna get your autograph. I LOVE YOU!

By: bengals fan 4 life

bengals fan 4 life — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:43:53 +0000

Joey, what are you going to do when Rudi Johnson breaks open your mouth like a battering ram on Sunday September 24th, 2006? What are you going to do when Carson Palmer throw for 400 yards and 5 touchdowns? What will you do when Deltha O’neal and Tory James pick off Roethlis-Booger about 5 times? I hope you have a heart attack. Just like you’r lame ass coach, quit yellin cuz you’r breath smells like a dead dog’s ass! PEACE!

By: princess

princess — Fri, 12 May 2006 02:03:30 +0000

Hi Joey! I’m so in love with you. You looked soooooo good at the R.Kelly concert. I haven’t stopped thinking of you. Hopefully I’ll see you again.

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:02:34 +0000

Keep kicking serious ass on the feild!

By: the mighty mjd sports blog » Blog Archive » Backdoor Cuts - 02/24/06

the mighty mjd sports blog » Blog Archive » Backdoor Cuts - 02/24/06 — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:10:26 +0000

[...] ReKen: Packaging for KG is flawed logically. Minnesota isn’t going to want Crawford, Steph or… July Thomas: Dear Joey!!!! I am from your hometown and we have met on a few ocassions..Always… alex: bigboi that would be a pretty nice coup by isiah actually, but do they have the draft picks… The Watch: I started following this feud when i first heard about it. I didn’t even care who… The Watch: I’d like to see if tiger could pull that off in his video game. I’d pay to see that. The Watch: The Chiefs was a boss movie. I watched it at approximately 5 in the AM. Is it released… B. Minich, PI: Hey, it could be worse. He may not end up being an eloquent guy, but he probably… Unsilent Majority: It looks like Stephen Jackson may have found a new home The Big Picture: all they need now is kobe off the bench and the knicks could score 90 points a… BigBoi: He got Francis to Package him, Crawford, Others and draft picks so he could offer it to… Todd: Somewhere, David Stern is sitting in his office shaking his head and wondering just how… Raj: Im just playing devil’s advocate here (cuz I believe everything you and the rest of the free… [...]

By: July Thomas

July Thomas — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:59:34 +0000

Dear Joey!!!! I am from your hometown and we have met on a few ocassions..Always Charming and sweet!! Just wanted to say congrats on the win and the probowl AGAIN!!! Always a fan..July..hit me up now!!

By: Victor Bran

Victor Bran — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:04:26 +0000

As a lifelong Pittsburgh Steeler fan, I am really offended by Mr. Porter’s casual attitude towards violence, and especially violence towards women. I assure readers that not all Steeler’s fans agree with #55′s immature sentiments.

By: Matt O.

Matt O. — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 00:20:14 +0000

Did you see the poll on ESPN.com? It asks:

Should the NFL rotate the Super Bowl to every league city, regardless of stadium or weather?

So far it is 63% yes, 37% no.

Of all the states in the Union, only Louisiana and Florida hold a majority “no” vote.

I wonder what is fueling that idea…

Share the wealth, f*ckers!

By: The Big Picture

The Big Picture — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:15:39 +0000

brilliant, mjd. brilliant.

By: Big Daddy

Big Daddy — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 21:43:20 +0000

First of all – mjd I love the new “look” on the site. Secondly I gotta tell you this Dear Joey column made me LMAO! Every time I think you couldn’t get any funnier you pull something like this out of your sock-drawer. Keep it coming!

By: albaNY Hawker

albaNY Hawker — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 20:48:30 +0000

Standing and clapping while typing! Bravo!

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 20:08:03 +0000

“And then get up and kick the air, just to let the rest of them hoes know where you stand.”

You really don’t see enough air kicking as punctuation anymore. Hopefully Joey’s letters will get everyone a little more fired up!

By: theotheruw

theotheruw — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 19:58:46 +0000

It’s Friday, and we haven’t really discussed Sunday’s matchup yet. The day after the teams were decided, you said “We’ve got two weeks to kill before the game, so we’re going to pace ourselves on the X’s and O’s.” Consider ourselves paced. Now can we discuss the 3rd quarter over/under of 10, 4/5 odds that Pitt will have the first sack, and all of the other rediculous prop bets?

By: ryan

ryan — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 18:32:05 +0000

The Dolemite reference finally makes its way to themightymjd.com All is right in the world.