Archive for February 6th, 2006

The eye black is to hide the bruises Sean Locklear gave her.…was a weird one. Never has there been this much whining about a Super Bowl. It’s like Seahawks fans are saying, “Well, Pittsburgh dominated all the pregame coverage, so we’re going to dominate the postgame coverage by complaining.”

We can argue about individual calls all you want. Sure, some things went against the Seahawks. I mean, hey, I’m sorry, but… it’s football. Sometimes the call goes against you. But I don’t believe that the Seahawks would’ve won if they had gotten more calls, I don’t believe that the winner of the game was changed by the officials, and I don’t believe that Seattle deserved to win. I just don’t.

Someone tell me what plays Seattle made that indicate they deserved to win the game. What Seahawk stepped up with a gamebreaking play? It didn’t happen. And if all these terrible calls combined to hurt Seattle’s spirit, then it must not have been much of a spirit to begin with. They work their asses off for months, get to the Super Bowl, have a call go against them, and they stop trying? I don’t buy that.

Said Sean Locklear, “I think we were the better team. It didn’t come out that way, but there’s no doubt in my mind that we’re a better team than Pittsburgh.” You know, Matt Leinart said something quite similar. You know what else Sean Locklear and Matt Leinart have in common? They both lost.

If you want to win, Seattle, you can not throw interceptions to Ike Taylor. You can be looking for the Pittsburgh trick play that was not exactly a secret. You can feel free to make a field goal. You can feel free to not fuck up the clock management at the end of both halves. You can stop Pittsburgh from picking up the first downs they needed to run out the clock. Straighten all those things out, make those plays, and when all that’s fixed, then maybe we can blame the officials.

If this Super Bowl is tainted at all, it’s not because the officiating robbed someone of a victory. It’s because of the record amount of crying that’s gone on afterwards.

Kinda looks like a guy who was just penetrated by Kerry Collins...Maybe. Courtesy of the Boi from Troy (via Deadspin) comes the link to this myspace.com profile that atleast purports to be that of rookie Raiders QB Andrew Walter.

To quote from the profile…

Who I’d like to meet:
Single guys who understand that my profession comes first for now. A guy who is not jealous, since I work with men. A guy who can just chill out with me watching a movie, or dancing, and isnt afriad to show his love for me publically. Tired of all the guys who are afriad what other people think, or those who keep their lifestyle hidden from their friends and family. I am out there, and don’t want to hide it because my boyfriend can’t be open.

Cole Ford would not approve.

And I know what you’re thinking… and I didn’t do it. I think it’s probably fake. I mean, if this were real, then it would probably include tales of all the deviant gay sex that goes on in Raiders locker room before and after each practice, but it doesn’t. I think someone’s just fucking with the guy, but it wasn’t me. Yes, if I were to create a fake gay myspace.com profile for a professional football player, it would be for a Raider. But no, it would not be for Andrew Walter. It would be for Warren Sapp.

Man, the reflection in this thing makes us both look really unattractive.  Hm.I really don’t think either team played anywhere near their best football. It wasn’t necessarily ugly football, or particularly mistake-filled, but it rarely was awe-inspiring. Both teams seemed tight and tentative for most of the game. Most of the game was played at about a 6. On various individual plays, the Steelers pushed it up to a 10, while the Seahawks never could. One team made plays, and one didn’t. That’s pretty much the story.

The story in the grander context of things is that it’s nice to see a stable, family-owned franchise be rewarded for how they do things. How many organizations would’ve fired Bill Cowher when he was going through some substandard years? Maybe all of them except the Steelers. I mean, even Steelers fans wanted him fired at various times. It was just a month or two ago that I was forwarded an e-mail by a pissed off Steelers fan with a picture of Bill Cowher pushing carts at a Wal-Mart.

But Dan Rooney never wavered, he trusted his instincts, he trusted the belief that a good coach does not suddenly turn into a bad coach overnight, and he stuck with him. It’s nice to see that kind of loyalty rewarded. I’m never going to be a Steelers fan, but I respect how the Rooneys do business.

Various other unorganized thoughts:

• I’m kinda glad the game wasn’t decided by a tiny little margin, so Josh Brown doesn’t have to feel like a schmuck.

• Max Starks deserves a lot of credit for hustling his big ass downfield after the Herndon interception.

• It’s too bad the Seahawks didn’t play better today. Penalties, more than anything else, even the Jerramy Stevens drop-fest, absolutely gutted their chances to win. The most damaging was probably that holding call that nullified a play that had them set up near the goal line. That was weak. But I think it’s very rare that officiating changes the outcome of a game, I don’t think that happened tonight, and I don’t think it’s as bad as people are making out to be. More on that in a second.

• Benjamin Roethlisberger played probably the best 22.9 QB-rated game you’ll ever see. He threw the ball pretty terribly. The best pass thrown by a Steeler yesterday was by Antwan Randle-El. Benjamin was not comfortable, all game long. But he made some huge plays, too. The little flick pass to Hines for a first down, toeing the line of scrimming before heaving a (kinda bad) pass to Hines Ward inside the five, the first down run, the TD run… speaking of which…

• The replays on that were just completely inconclusive. There’s just no way to tell if a point of the football ever broke the plane. However the official called it on the field was how it was going to stand. The way I saw it, there was no way that anyone on the planet earth can be 100% sure that that football did or did not break the plane of the endzone. All you could see was forearm and shadow.

• The 1st quarter Darrell Jackson push-off call. Maybe it wasn’t a lot of contact, , but… when you fully extend your arm into the DBs chest – particularly in the endzone – you risk getting called. And I don’t think he even needed to do it. If he’d have just turned in the same direction with no contact, it’s probably an easy TD catch.

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