Because they’ve never had a fight like this one. Good Lord. The Romanians know how to brawl. You can combine the worst of Marty McSorley, Todd Bertuzzi, Tie Domi, and Dave Schultz… and it still won’t come close to this. Swinging sticks, punching guys who are just laying on the ice… these are just some cold-blooded Romanian bastards. Check this out, from Off Wing Opinion, via Mister Irrelevant.
Archive for February 22nd, 2006
February22
All NHL Players Are Pussies
February22
Tiger Punishes Stephen Ames
Someone asked Stephen Ames if he thought he had a chance to beat Tiger Woods in he first round of the Match Play Championship. “Anything can happen,” he said. “Especially where he’s hitting the ball.”
Playful little jab at Tiger’s lack of driving accuracy this year? Maybe. Enough to piss Tiger off and ensure a severe ass-beating? Oh yes.
Tiger proceeded to humiliate the guy, Michael Jordan-style… Tiger won the first nine holes of the match, and halved the tenth, winning 9-and-8. That’s just unheard of. Tiger could play match play against your local club pro ten times, and I’d still say it’s unlikely for him to ever win 9-and-8. That’s just absurd.
Someone asked Tiger about Ames’ comments after the match. Tiger just said, “Nine and eight.”
Tiger plays Robert Allenby tomorrow. Say something, Robert Allenmiby. Talk some shit. I dare you.
February22
Once again…
MJD is back on Deadspin today. Feel free to join me over there… I may be back later in the day with something, I’m not sure. If not, though, enjoy this dirty-looking ice dancing picture, and wonder aloud what it might be like if the organizers of Vancouver 2012 changed it to “ice-fucking”:
