Archive for March 10th, 2006

This probably would be pretty great.  If you can't stand to be away from Steve Levy for more than a few minutes at a time.Not that I’m an avid reader of Phil Mushnick, but I thought this was interesting today

Monday, as several readers noted, ESPNews conducted phone interviews with some of Puckett’s distraught ex-teammates. As they spoke, the photo that appeared on the ESPN Mobile screen was Puckett’s. That’s right, shortly after learning of Puckett’s death, ESPN used him to sell ESPN cell phones.

That’s… that’s just not good. I really haven’t noticed if ESPN does the same thing for everyone they interview via telephone, but you know… you can’t put a dead guy’s picture on your cell phone. If you’re interviewing Kent Hrbek, put his picture in there. If you’re interviewing Gary Gaetti, put his picture in there. You can’t use Kirby Puckett’s picture to promote your cell phone. You just can’t. I don’t care how few people are buying it.

Mushnick also notes that a company called Stiner Sports, just hours after Kirby’s death, sent an e-mail to their customers selling baseball’s with Kirby’s Autograph for $800. “The sports world has lost a great one,” and Steiner Sports “still has five Batting Champ balls that have his signature.”

Just disgusting.

The downside is that press conferences like this one aren't likely to be necessary ever again.The NFL Players Association did a little something sneaky in the newest collective bargaining agreement. They stuck a clause in there that says no player can be deactivated Terrell Owens/Keyshawn Johnson-style for disciplinary reasons.

If the clause had been in place last year, the Eagles wouldn’t have had a choice but to keep the cancer on the roster. They also can’t make a guy give back a portion of his signing bonus for bad behavior. That can only happen if a guy is actually refusing to play football.

This is great news for dickbags in the NFL everywhere… go ahead, pour sugar in the offensive coordinator’s gas tank if you feel like you aren’t getting your touches.. The most they can do is deactivate you on a week-to-week basis, and they can’t touch your money. So if you want to steal Jeff Garcia’s jersey the night before a game, rip his name off the back sew “HOMO” there in its place, you can do just that.

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