Tremendous news out of New York for those of you who love selfish dickhead basketball… Stephon Marbury has vowed to go back to “Starbury.” I’ll let him explain.

“I went into this year trying to do something, to put myself in a situation where we can win, okay?” Marbury said on Saturday. “To help the team win games. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. So, what do I do now, as far as the way I play? I go back to playing like Stephon Marbury, aka Starbury. I haven’t been Starbury this year. I’ve been some other dude this year.”

Following a win over Milwaukee last week, Marbury said: “We’re still trying to figure out what we’re supposed to do on the basketball court.”

YES. THAT IS CORRECT. You don’t know what to do on the basketball court. Larry Brown is trying to teach you, but you are dumb.

More from the the New York Daily news article and the legendary “Starbury.”

Those comments came one day after Marbury elected to argue a non-foul call rather than play defense against Chicago’s Ben Gordon. While Marbury protested, Gordon hit the go-ahead three-pointer.

On Saturday, Marbury complimented Charlotte rookie point guard Raymond Felton, saying, “He plays with so much confidence. (Bobcats coach Bernie) Bickerstaff, he does a great job of instilling that in his players. He allows players a lot of freedom, as you can see.”

Ouch. Brown’s most stinging comment about Marbury came when he said in December, “We don’t have a head out there.” Lately, he throws jabs at Marbury by praising Jalen Rose and Steve Francis as “ball movers.”

Now, I don’t think it’s right of Larry Brown to criticize Steve Francis for what he and Cuttino Mobley do in their free time. But I get his point. Check it out, Starbury. Steve Francis was just traded to your team, and Larry Brown says he moves the ball better than you do. Steve Francis. This is not John Stockton we’re talking about here.

I’m going to try my hardest to make “Starbury” an adjective in the sports lexicon. Whenever an athlete is acting selfish, he/she is being completely Starbury. Athletes can “pull a Starbury,” or “go Starbury on us.” As a verb, a selfish player can be “Starburying it up out there.” It could even be a noun, such as, “Man, Randy Moss just pulled a Starbury.”

I’ve submitted it to urbandictionary.com, and they’re reviewing it. I’ll let you know how it turns out.