Archive for March 20th, 2006

There lived a young man, Cinderfella's his name / To make it interesting it's me, Dana DaneI kinda harped on it yesterday on Deadspin, but I want to do it here, too… Bradley and Wichita State are very good basketball teams. It’s not a fluke that they’ve advanced this far. They’ve been the better team in the games they’ve played.

They’ve been well-prepared, disciplined, and as athletic as they need to be. They play defense, they take good shots, they run their offenses… they’re not intimidated, and they play like they expect to win. I’ve enjoyed watching them.

It’s a little bit of a shame, in fact, that their coaches are likely to be leaving… I haven’t heard any rumors or anything, but that’s how it goes. Coaches accomplish a lot at a smaller school, and then they move on to bigger schools. That’s how it goes. I kinda wish all the MVC coaches could stay in place, build their programs for 5-10 years and just see how good they can get.

I don’t mean to slight the other CinderFella, but I haven’t seen as much of George Mason… I have a feeling they’re losing to Wichita State, though. Various other tournament thoughts…

  1. UConn hasn’t been all that impressive. It’s like, for some reason, they can’t get things hitting on all cylinders. A team with their talent should beat Kentucky a lot worse than they actually did.
  2. I think Pitt’s Carl Krauser could best be described as a younger, angrier, Stephon Marbury.
  3. Memphis looks like a team that can do some damage. Bucknell’s no pushover, Memphis just ran through them like Ron Jeremy plowing through a 38-year-old skank in a cheerleader outfit. Their athleticism is going to be difficult for any team to deal with.
  4. Florida vs. Georgetown should be a very good game… I think both teams are playing at a very high level.

Apparently, there was some sort of douchebag convention in Dallas this week.  Here are your keynote speakers.Say what you want about the man… but within hours of signing with the Cowboys, Owens’ website had a new color scheme, the Cowboys logo all over it, and a brand new rap song featuring Terrell Owens himself. Steve Largent never did that.

So, he’s a Cowboy now… so at some point this season, we’re going to see an ESPN feature involving Michael Irvin, Terrell Owens, and Deion Sanders… all in the same room at the same time. It could be entertaining. It could cause the earth to start spinning backwards. We’ll just have to wait and see.

I think it will work for the Cowboys. For a while. There’s a very reasonable chance that this year comes off without a hitch, and the Cowboys are a dangerous team because of it. Terrell Owens is a game-changer. He’s one of the few individual players in the league who can make a team go from being average to being a Super Bowl contender.

But a meltdown is going to happen sooner or later. In fact, we should start a pool. He accused Jeff Garcia of homosexuality, or Donovan McNabb of wearing out and costing the Eagles a Super Bowl. Of what is he going to accuse Drew Bledsoe? It could be any number of things…

• Being gay and getting tired. Probably during gay sex.
• Locking puppies in his car with the windows rolled-up in the Texas heat
• Being a member of the Klan
• Enjoying the movie “Howard the Duck”
• Being responsible for the deaths of both JFK and Dale Earnhardt
• Having sex with Judith Parcells
• Laughing at Stuart Scott’s lame jokes during SportsCenter

Anything else?

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