Yes, you read that correctly. Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer is suing Prince. Yes, that Prince. I don’t know why people even bother to make shit up sometimes. Carlos Boozer is suing Prince. How much fucking imagination does a person need?

Here’s the deal. Boozer owns this giant mansion in LA, and Prince was renting it out. Pausing right there for a second, shouldn’t Prince be able to buy and sell Boozer’s candy ass? Why is he renting a house from Carlos Boozer? At $70,000 a month.

I dunno. Anyway, Prince made some alterations to the place that Boozer didn’t authorize. I guess ol’ Booz wasn’t expecting someone to run plumbing and piping to the basement to facilitate the new beauty salon chairs. I don’t know how anyone rents a house to Prince and doesn’t expect him to run new plumbing and piping to the basement to accommodate the new beauty salon chairs.

I guess Prince also painted the whole damn place purple, put up the logo for his new album (which better be an improvement upon Musicology), and installed some purple monogrammed carpet… none of which was authorized by Boozer the landlord.

I think they should just settle in a game on one-on-one. If they play to 15, and Boozer spots him 5, I’ll take Prince.