Oh boy. The World Cup of soccer is also the World Cup of Hooligan Fuckheads, evidently. Check it out.

“We will all be in Germany and there will be Turks, Algerians and Tunisians. The Turks, we can’t stand them. In our country (Italy) there are not many, but in Germany, there are many of those guys there. They are Islamic terrorists.

“We will attack them. They are all enemies that need to be eliminated, just like the police. If we make the Roman greeting (the fascist salute) they put us in prison. We will be tens of thousands. Nothing but the English are feared.”

So, in the same thought, we’re vowing to attack and eliminate Turks, Algerians, and Tunisians… and then we accuse others of terrorism. Neo-Nazis just have no sense of irony.

Come on, fellas. Some of us are trying to like soccer. I’m trying not to be reminded every 10 seconds of crazy motherfucking hooligan behavior, alright? Don’t do this. Can’t you just stay home and beat up a Mr. T. or Lando Calrissian doll or something?

Just don’t do it. Stay home, bleach your hair again, write a column for Angry Whitey Monthly, watch Oprah and call her names all day if you feel like it… but please leave your ignorant fuck asses at home for the World Cup. There’s going to be plenty of senseless violence that is based only on soccer… and I’d like to keep it that way.