Tyrone Carter plays safety for the Steelers. He has a brother, Tank, who loves him. A lot.
Tank was scheduled to report to a Broward County prison on January 6th to do a sixth month stretch. He opted instead to not report, so he could go to the Super Bowl and watch his brother Tyrone. The judge then decided to make his sentence five years.
Tank Carter says he’d make the same decision again. I think he might want to re-evaluate that decision six months from now when he’s bent over his cellmate’s cot, has a sweatrag stuffed in his mouth, and his ass is full of Prisoner No. 8725897′s angry prison cock.
I guess it’s kinda cool what he did… I mean, I’m a family person. I think it’s worth sacrificing some things to share in moments that mean a lot of your family members. But If I have to choose between watching my brother play in the Super Bowl or spending 54 extra months in prison… hey, I’ll try to catch a boxscore or something. Sorry bro.
SLaird22
I’ve never heard anything described as an ‘angry prison cock’.
Tyron Carter told his brother they had a good chance to go to the SB on Jan. 6 when he was supposed to report. So, Tank (yeah, we are on a first name basis) took this chance not even knowing whether the Steelers would make it or not. I don’t even think they had played their first playoff game at that point.
March 23, 2006 at 9:48 am
tony
Which means that as Nick Harper was gimping his way downfield with the Bettis’ fumble, Tank’s ass was clenching harder than all other Steeler fan-asses combined.
I think when he gets out, he owes Ben some serious angry prison cock as a thank you for making that tackle.
March 23, 2006 at 2:25 pm
the everyday joe
Shit, all he has to say is he rolls with Snoop Dogg. That has to be worth some serious prison cred.
March 24, 2006 at 1:34 am
A-mouse
That was funny as hell.
Don’t forget, SI has SB highlights available like half-way through the 4th quarter. Also… NFL Films.
March 25, 2006 at 6:29 am