SI.com’s On Campus section is reporting that Matt Leinart was recently spotted hanging and “canoodling” with Paris Hilton. I’m not sure what “canoodling” means, but if you do it with Paris Hilton, you should probably take a trip to the free clinic afterwards.
Now, who knows how much of this is true, or what Leinart and Paris were actually doing… but if he’s romantically involved with her at all, that’s not good news. His agent has to step in here… there’s a reason Brian Urlacher got rid of her so quickly. By the way, do they check for STDs at the combine?
I wouldn’t care if Vince Young got a negative 7 on the Wonderlic, needed a golf cart to finish his 40-yard dash, and hired Ryan Leaf as his career advisor, I’d still take him over anyone dating Paris Hilton. You just don’t want a quarterback with gonorrhea.
And if you’re Matt Leinart, why bother? There are few women aren’t earth who wouldn’t make their ass readily available to Matt Leinart if he so desired. You don’t need this. You can choose from plenty of women out there who have not made a career out of sucking cock for night-vision cameras. That seems like the better option.
BB
The situation’s not hopeless just yet. He could always go study with Mexico and the Falcons.
March 27, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Cox
You know, the sad thing is, Paris Hilton probably wouldn’t even be in the top 25% of girls Matt Leinart has hooked up with over the past six months. But you know what? If I were Matt Leinart, I’d hit it just to say I hit it.
March 27, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Shobs
This is worse judgment than throwing into quadruple coverage. She is also a butt fugly skank.
March 27, 2006 at 5:43 pm
theotheruw
Butt fugly? I’m guessing almost any guy that’s single and knows how to operate a rubber would hit it once if given the opportunity. Unless they’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
March 27, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Dan McGowan
I’m surprised at Matt. There are plenty of hotter total whorebags that he could bang, but he chooses her.
That being said, I’ll bet that 90% of those who read this site would love to get with her.
March 27, 2006 at 6:38 pm
boo boo
Dan,
90% of those who read this site would love to get with any girl that can cut her own food. But Paris? Take away the fame and her affinity for impersonating a vacuum cleanter, and what are you really left with?
March 27, 2006 at 6:43 pm
theotheruw
Boo boo – If you take those attributes away from Paris, you’re left with a decent looking girl with a decent body that may or may not give decent head. Which fulfills most guy’s requirements when deciding who to take home at night.
March 27, 2006 at 6:50 pm
The Dar
Are you guys being serious right now? We’re talking about the transcendant skank of our generation. There is no reason not to bang her for story value alone.
And as for this gem, “Take away the fame and her affinity for impersonating a vacuum cleaner, and what are you really left with?”, I would highly doubt that Leinart is approaching this in search of an emotionally and spiritually rewarding relationship. He’s trying to get ass from a grade-A ass-giver. Nothing more. If you ask me I think that’s exactly the kind of no-nonsense focus and decision-making that any NFL team would be stupid to pass up.
March 27, 2006 at 6:52 pm
boo boo
So, you pretty much begin your judicial process for hook-up potential with the upper lip and work your way down – Fascinating!
March 27, 2006 at 6:56 pm
boo boo
The Dar,
That’s an excellent point. He clearly holds an advantage over me there. Another reason why I never declared myself eligible for the draft.
March 27, 2006 at 7:00 pm
riggs
All I can say is I’d double-bag my groceries before putting them in the trunk.
March 27, 2006 at 7:55 pm
BB
I go to USC, and last week I saw Matt Leinart carrying around a little dog carrier thing…..Paris has always had a thing for dogs….it all makes sense now.
March 27, 2006 at 8:17 pm
temple of dendor
It’s a known fact that Paris has herpes. I’d sooner stick my dick in a vat of acid than Paris Hilton.
March 27, 2006 at 10:45 pm
Dave's Football Blog
Maybe we should show Matt Leinart this video. =^)
March 30, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Patrick
LEINART IS THE MAN, YOUR ALL FUCKING FULL OF SHIT, PARIS IS SO HOT AND SHE HAS A RIDICULUS AMOUNT OF MONEY, YOUD BE STUPID NOT TO WANT TO GET WITH HER, WHAT ARE YOUR WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS MAKING NOW 40-50K? SHE SPENDS THAT IN A DAY!
May 4, 2006 at 11:08 am