Comments on: Matt Leinart Draft Stock Alert

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 04 May 2006 16:08:50 +0000

LEINART IS THE MAN, YOUR ALL FUCKING FULL OF SHIT, PARIS IS SO HOT AND SHE HAS A RIDICULUS AMOUNT OF MONEY, YOUD BE STUPID NOT TO WANT TO GET WITH HER, WHAT ARE YOUR WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS MAKING NOW 40-50K? SHE SPENDS THAT IN A DAY!

By: Dave's Football Blog

Dave's Football Blog — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:35:54 +0000

Maybe we should show Matt Leinart this video. =^)

By: temple of dendor

temple of dendor — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:45:18 +0000

It’s a known fact that Paris has herpes. I’d sooner stick my dick in a vat of acid than Paris Hilton.

By: BB

BB — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:17:24 +0000

I go to USC, and last week I saw Matt Leinart carrying around a little dog carrier thing…..Paris has always had a thing for dogs….it all makes sense now.

By: riggs

riggs — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:55:56 +0000

All I can say is I’d double-bag my groceries before putting them in the trunk.

By: boo boo

boo boo — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:00:32 +0000

The Dar,
That’s an excellent point. He clearly holds an advantage over me there. Another reason why I never declared myself eligible for the draft.

By: boo boo

boo boo — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:56:16 +0000

So, you pretty much begin your judicial process for hook-up potential with the upper lip and work your way down – Fascinating!

By: The Dar

The Dar — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:52:56 +0000

Are you guys being serious right now? We’re talking about the transcendant skank of our generation. There is no reason not to bang her for story value alone.

And as for this gem, “Take away the fame and her affinity for impersonating a vacuum cleaner, and what are you really left with?”, I would highly doubt that Leinart is approaching this in search of an emotionally and spiritually rewarding relationship. He’s trying to get ass from a grade-A ass-giver. Nothing more. If you ask me I think that’s exactly the kind of no-nonsense focus and decision-making that any NFL team would be stupid to pass up.

By: theotheruw

theotheruw — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:50:56 +0000

Boo boo – If you take those attributes away from Paris, you’re left with a decent looking girl with a decent body that may or may not give decent head. Which fulfills most guy’s requirements when deciding who to take home at night.

By: boo boo

boo boo — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:43:29 +0000

Dan,
90% of those who read this site would love to get with any girl that can cut her own food. But Paris? Take away the fame and her affinity for impersonating a vacuum cleanter, and what are you really left with?

By: Dan McGowan

Dan McGowan — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:38:53 +0000

I’m surprised at Matt. There are plenty of hotter total whorebags that he could bang, but he chooses her.

That being said, I’ll bet that 90% of those who read this site would love to get with her.

By: theotheruw

theotheruw — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:23:27 +0000

Butt fugly? I’m guessing almost any guy that’s single and knows how to operate a rubber would hit it once if given the opportunity. Unless they’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By: Shobs

Shobs — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 22:43:48 +0000

This is worse judgment than throwing into quadruple coverage. She is also a butt fugly skank.

By: Cox

Cox — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:57:54 +0000

You know, the sad thing is, Paris Hilton probably wouldn’t even be in the top 25% of girls Matt Leinart has hooked up with over the past six months. But you know what? If I were Matt Leinart, I’d hit it just to say I hit it.

By: BB

BB — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:30:13 +0000

The situation’s not hopeless just yet. He could always go study with Mexico and the Falcons.