Comments on: Icy Hot And Your Nether Regions http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/ slangin' knowledge... since 2003. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:59:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Ramirez http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-53818 Ramirez Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:56:40 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-53818 I too have had this bad experience. Except instead of Icy Hot, the product was BenGay. There were a few of us at my friends house. We were playing "high stakes poker". Loser got a ball-sack full of BenGay. The game lasted about a half hour because we all feared for our buddies downstairs. Anyway, stupid me bet all-in with a pair of 10s(I really don't know why I did that). Well, as I'm sure you'd all imagine, everyone was cracking up while I had a look of horror on my face. My friend handed me the tube of BenGay and escorted me to his driveway. So we were all standing outside, and my friend tells me to put out my hand. He squeezes out half the fuckin' bottle into my hand and gives me a sinister grin. So I walk to the end of the driveway and apply the "hell cream" as I like to call it, to my nutsack. My initial reaction is "Hey, this isnt so bad". Then, that feeling takes one helluva sharp right hand turn into "HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!" That feeling stayed with me for about half an hour. I too have had this bad experience. Except instead of Icy Hot, the product was BenGay. There were a few of us at my friends house. We were playing “high stakes poker”. Loser got a ball-sack full of BenGay. The game lasted about a half hour because we all feared for our buddies downstairs. Anyway, stupid me bet all-in with a pair of 10s(I really don’t know why I did that). Well, as I’m sure you’d all imagine, everyone was cracking up while I had a look of horror on my face. My friend handed me the tube of BenGay and escorted me to his driveway. So we were all standing outside, and my friend tells me to put out my hand. He squeezes out half the fuckin’ bottle into my hand and gives me a sinister grin. So I walk to the end of the driveway and apply the “hell cream” as I like to call it, to my nutsack. My initial reaction is “Hey, this isnt so bad”. Then, that feeling takes one helluva sharp right hand turn into “HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!” That feeling stayed with me for about half an hour.

]]> By: CheeseheadPete http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4821 CheeseheadPete Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:36:55 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4821 So steroids aren't an issue with Rog? I wonder if he gets "comfortable" with his wife and her six-pak? So steroids aren’t an issue with Rog? I wonder if he gets “comfortable” with his wife and her six-pak?

]]> By: Roger Clemens http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4787 Roger Clemens Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:14:17 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4787 DICK PAIN RAGE! GRRRR DICK PAIN RAGE! GRRRR

]]> By: Adam http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4671 Adam Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:23:41 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4671 As someone with an unfortunate bit of experience in the area, I can tell you that Icy-Hot on the balls is no fun at all. I once did it on a ten dollar bet, and it was most definitely not worth it. My reaction was, "Shit, that was an easy ten bucks this isn't so ba....OHMYFUCKINGGODITBURNSHELP!!!" followed by writhing in pain and looking for a bottle of water to wash it off with while my friends heartlessly laughed. Not good times. I can't even begin to describe the pain. How Clemens does this a pitches well is beyond me, although I'm going to chalk it up to steroid shrunken testicles because I hate Roger Clemens. As someone with an unfortunate bit of experience in the area, I can tell you that Icy-Hot on the balls is no fun at all. I once did it on a ten dollar bet, and it was most definitely not worth it. My reaction was, “Shit, that was an easy ten bucks this isn’t so ba….OHMYFUCKINGGODITBURNSHELP!!!” followed by writhing in pain and looking for a bottle of water to wash it off with while my friends heartlessly laughed. Not good times. I can’t even begin to describe the pain. How Clemens does this a pitches well is beyond me, although I’m going to chalk it up to steroid shrunken testicles because I hate Roger Clemens.

]]> By: Sean http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4658 Sean Thu, 30 Mar 2006 04:31:47 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4658 Some funny shit right here. Some funny shit right here.

]]> By: Crazy Texan Fuck http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4657 Crazy Texan Fuck Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:39:20 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4657 This man does not represent us. This man does not represent us.

]]> By: Garth http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4653 Garth Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:23:28 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4653 I almost got in fairly major trouble at school for this, but in no way was it not worth it. I almost got in fairly major trouble at school for this, but in no way was it not worth it.

]]> By: Dave's Football Blog http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4647 Dave's Football Blog Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:46:12 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4647 Someone just came over to my cubicle and asked, "What the hell are you laughing at?" Good work, sir. Someone just came over to my cubicle and asked, “What the hell are you laughing at?” Good work, sir.

]]> By: The Dynamic Hispanic http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4644 The Dynamic Hispanic Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:27:24 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4644 This was the funniest shit I have read in a long time. This and one of the accompanying links. I laughed so hard in my newspaper class everyone thought I was on drugs. This was the funniest shit I have read in a long time. This and one of the accompanying links. I laughed so hard in my newspaper class everyone thought I was on drugs.

]]> By: Rob http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4634 Rob Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:45:28 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4634 Word to the wise - always wash your hands BEFORE letting the little man out to take a piss after enjoying a huge plate of hot wings (I mean *real* hot wings, not some Texas Pete pu**y wings). Also, if you ever want your girl to enjoy a Krispy Kreme Doughnot slung on your slong, make sure to nuke it just a bit. The glaze can be abrasive. Word to the wise – always wash your hands BEFORE letting the little man out to take a piss after enjoying a huge plate of hot wings (I mean *real* hot wings, not some Texas Pete pu**y wings).

Also, if you ever want your girl to enjoy a Krispy Kreme Doughnot slung on your slong, make sure to nuke it just a bit. The glaze can be abrasive.

]]> By: SLaird22 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4633 SLaird22 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:24:54 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4633 I've done this accidentally on probably 3 occasions. And there is another occasion that involved open wounds from poison ivy and paint thinner. I'm not even going to get into that one. I’ve done this accidentally on probably 3 occasions. And there is another occasion that involved open wounds from poison ivy and paint thinner. I’m not even going to get into that one.

]]> By: BoSox Siobhan http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4631 BoSox Siobhan Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:27:07 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4631 Closest I ever came to experiencing this was residual jalepeno juice on my girly areas. I almost cried. Ended up sitting in a tepid bath for hours. I cringe just to think on it and officially call Clemens crazy. Closest I ever came to experiencing this was residual jalepeno juice on my girly areas. I almost cried. Ended up sitting in a tepid bath for hours.
I cringe just to think on it and officially call Clemens crazy.

]]> By: The Dar http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4630 The Dar Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:11:03 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4630 Telly, Any particular reason the jellyfish fucks mothers while the scorpion simply fucks? Just curious. Telly,
Any particular reason the jellyfish fucks mothers while the scorpion simply fucks? Just curious.

]]> By: telly http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4624 telly Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:51:34 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4624 why not just put a fucking scorpion or a motherfucking jellyfish in your drawers? why not just put a fucking scorpion or a motherfucking jellyfish in your drawers?

]]> By: Remis http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4620 Remis Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:25:00 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/29/icy-hot-and-your-nether-regions/#comment-4620 I saw a guy do this once on Howard Stern (Joey Boots). He was going bezerk I saw a guy do this once on Howard Stern (Joey Boots). He was going bezerk

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