Comments on: Baseball Player, Whore To Divorce http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/ slangin' knowledge... since 2003. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:59:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: the everyday joe http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4756 the everyday joe Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:58:55 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4756 I hope you are right about the porn. Yeah, I'll say it. I'd spank her with my pelvis. I guess that makes me a John. I hope you are right about the porn. Yeah, I’ll say it. I’d spank her with my pelvis. I guess that makes me a John.

]]> By: Benny http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4746 Benny Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:27:36 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4746 As I wrote on my blog, Kris Benson and the Orioles front office are "Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank God Almight We're Free at Last!" I actually laughed when I heard she wanted a divorce from him. Usually I don't laugh when I hear about divorces but with her I just couldn't help it. As I wrote on my blog, Kris Benson and the Orioles front office are “Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank God Almight We’re Free at Last!”

I actually laughed when I heard she wanted a divorce from him. Usually I don’t laugh when I hear about divorces but with her I just couldn’t help it.

]]> By: DookieStyle http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4745 DookieStyle Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:16:14 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4745 Roy, I wanna hang with you brother. Roy, I wanna hang with you brother.

]]> By: Bouj http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4744 Bouj Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:09:07 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4744 Surreal Life, here she comes... Surreal Life, here she comes…

]]> By: RoyHaygood http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4737 RoyHaygood Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:57:47 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4737 I humbly predict that the next logical event in this sequence is one of those 'celebrity' mug shots at The Smoking Gun after she beats a bald, fat guy wearing a Mets jersey and cap in a Baltimore strip bar called 'Night Moves' over the head with that bat she's proferring in the FHM layout after he tells her that now that she's divorced, she can go ahead and sleep with any Met she wants, whether Kris cheats on her or not. I, too, was once married to an insane ex stripper, but at least she had the decency to become addicted to amphetamines and left on her own to become a crackhead, which is preferable to whatever happens subsequently in this case. I humbly predict that the next logical event in this sequence is one of those ‘celebrity’ mug shots at The Smoking Gun after she beats a bald, fat guy wearing a Mets jersey and cap in a Baltimore strip bar called ‘Night Moves’ over the head with that bat she’s proferring in the FHM layout after he tells her that now that she’s divorced, she can go ahead and sleep with any Met she wants, whether Kris cheats on her or not.

I, too, was once married to an insane ex stripper, but at least she had the decency to become addicted to amphetamines and left on her own to become a crackhead, which is preferable to whatever happens subsequently in this case.

]]> By: DookieStyle http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4736 DookieStyle Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:44:15 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4736 Also, if you have time, go to her website, which I think is annabenson.com. You will never be the same again. Also, if you have time, go to her website, which I think is annabenson.com.

You will never be the same again.

]]> By: Adam http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4725 Adam Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:29:44 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/03/31/baseball-player-whore-to-divorce/#comment-4725 Wait, SHE filed for divorce? She's kicking the only reason she's semi-famous to the curb? Does she actually think she's still going to get interviews and photo shoots without him? I mean she's resonably attractive (not mindblowingly so, she's too dirty for that, but let's just say I won't be sad if this leads to her doing porn) but the only reason she got any pub was for the "crazy ex-stripper wife of a moderately succesful major league pitcher" factor. Without that, who cares? I'm happy for Kris because she's been nothing but an embarrassment and distraction for him, but this seems like bad move on her part. Wait, SHE filed for divorce? She’s kicking the only reason she’s semi-famous to the curb? Does she actually think she’s still going to get interviews and photo shoots without him? I mean she’s resonably attractive (not mindblowingly so, she’s too dirty for that, but let’s just say I won’t be sad if this leads to her doing porn) but the only reason she got any pub was for the “crazy ex-stripper wife of a moderately succesful major league pitcher” factor. Without that, who cares? I’m happy for Kris because she’s been nothing but an embarrassment and distraction for him, but this seems like bad move on her part.

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