Comments on: UCLA Cheerleaders Find Joakim Noah Unattractive

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:55:17 +0000

He IS ugly…especially with that crappy lookin’ hairdo…wonder what the hell is crawlin’ around in there?

By: Gisella

Gisella — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:44:06 +0000

I find Joakim Noah very sexy. I love the hair, the high cheekbones, the height, and the passion he brings to the game. I do find him to be goofy and immature, but do boys every really grow up? LOL

By: regina

regina — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:49:08 +0000

So who is the biggest stud at Florida. Is it the cute, clean cut, All American, christian conservative QB,Tim Tebow. Or is it the huge, more ethnic,outgowing, liberal basketball stud Joakim Noah?

I like Tim he is that cute “boy next door” type. But Joakim is so hot and i could imagine the sex with him would be hottter than with Tim.

So who bags more cheerleaders the cute Qb or the basketball stud?

By: million dollar kiss

million dollar kiss — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:31:14 +0000

First off I want to just say this to all of the haters who are trying to clown Joakim Noah, GET OFF OF HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!! Evidently yall must have him on yall mids alot since you made a whole blog about him. Who cares what he did to the chearleaders, actually he’s better than me, cause I would have hit them in the face with the ball. Joakim is the sexiest player on the Gators, dont be mad cause yall people aint rich. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Noah, and if I had the chance to be his girlfriend I would love every aspect of him and I do mean every single one.

DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT HE IS ONE OF THE BEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!

By: Dm6187

Dm6187 — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:41:03 +0000

That cheerleader in the picture is hot. That was fucked up calling him ugly though. But J.K. Noah will have the last laugh: After this season he’s going pro and will be an instant millionaire.

By: Shawn K Hicks

Shawn K Hicks — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:36:01 +0000

Most of you people obviously do not come from Florida. Down here an average to athletic clean cut guy is at a disadvantage to all the foreign guys. Females down here love the foreign guys. This coming from a straight guy,-ugly or not-Joakim is obviously secure in his manhood if he can be caught on national TV singing a spice girls song. Confidence is the number one aphrodisiac. I bet after the game,-the same fucking D girls from UCLA that gave him a hard time,-were probably fighting over who got to suck his cock first.
For any of you low grade hoes that bothered to disrespect a fellow Gator,-I rather go home and jerk-off than mess with any of you sheltered minor league in the game, head up your ass worthless cunts. Come on down to Florida and woman than thinks shes a 9 will drop to a 7 in a hurry. I see so many attractive females in Gainesville on a daily basis,-that I will never be overly intimidated or impressed by any woman from North of the Mason Dixon line-or West of the Mississippi. Oh yeah, and football-we are on our way back. Florida,-the state with the best athletes. We are ready for war…

By: theotheruw

theotheruw — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:33:09 +0000

HI CINDY! MY CAPS LOCK WON’T SHUT OFF EITHER.

By: the mighty mjd

the mighty mjd — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:23:23 +0000

To quote Shooter McGavin… go back to your shanties.

By: CINDY

CINDY — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:13:06 +0000

I AM NOT EVEN A BASKETBALL FAN BUT WATCHING THIS YEAR WITH SOME GATORS FANS MAY HAVE CHANGED MY MIND. NOAH IS FINE AND THE BEST PLAYER, I MIGHT EVEN GO TO A FEW GAMES NEXT YEAR. FROM WHAT I’VE LEARNED OF HIM HE IS A GOOD PERSON. I WOULD DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO TELL HIM IN PERSON DON’T EVEN HEAR THOSE NASTY BITCHES AND KEEP ON CHOMPIN WITH YOUR FINE ASS!!!

By: Cee Cee

Cee Cee — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:08:20 +0000

I can’t believe you all think he is unattractive. I, like you, thought that he was quite full of himself when he blew the kiss, but so wanted to be at the other end of it. He is hot to me. Young, long, and sexy. Huh, she wishes,if not now, she will! He is a cutie and I am sure he has a rack of Gator girls that would agree with this former GA girl! GO ‘HEAD BOY, GO ‘HEAD GET DOWN! He rocked the court and showed that floosie what mattered. DANCER GIRL or an intelligent well rounded kid doing the DAMN thing. Look who’s laughing now. BTW – she wasn’t so hot with her patty cake face – trying to cover pimples no doubt.

By: Gator_Fan#1

Gator_Fan#1 — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 20:57:53 +0000

You guys, who are you kidding???

Noah is ugly as hell…him and mata should battle it out for the ugly award given to the ugliest athlete in NCAA sports…But Noah would win hands down…

BUT, you should KNOW THE WHOLE STORY before you say anything…

I like Noah and admit he is one hell of an athlete. But I was there at the game.

Noah was walking around before game time telling the UCLA male cheerleaders that they would never get any ass and that the UCLA female cheerleaders should meet up with him after the game. He was also calling them queers and what not. So, he deserved it…

But at least the Gators won!!!

By: Totally hot

Totally hot — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 20:29:17 +0000

You guys are morons. joakim is thougthful(he helped after Katrina and had the team see Hotel Rwanda and Far. 9/11), he is wellspoken(speaks 3 languages) cultural and worldly….plus he stomps ass on the court….he is not taunting(like Miami players) he is not being a thug(like UConn players) he is just getting fired up. He pointed to the florida emblem on his jersey and did the chomp…not himself.

By: Noah's Chick

Noah's Chick — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 20:06:55 +0000

I don’t know what people r talkin bout joakim noah is so fine. i promise i met him i would jump on him and kiss him. h eis dope so get off his case. i love Joakim Noah. if you r reading this email me. toothick4u101@yahoo.com. i love u boo.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:14:04 +0000

I’m real late on this, but I want to give my two cents to the four or five people who will still read it anyway.

1). I’m a heterosexual male, so maybe that’s why I don’t get it but…I’m kind of scratching my head at this consensus that Noah is fugly. The gap teeth aren’t pretty but I don’t know…the hair is kinda cool, and he looks pretty average besides that?

2). I’m SHOCKED no one mentioned (UCLA center) Lorenzo Mata. Now THAT mother is UGLY, so really the UCLA cheerleaders can’t say anything.

By: ashley

ashley — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:48:18 +0000

hey, i would like to make a retraction of my earlier statements .i don’t think he has a girlfriend just beacuase of his status. i was a little embarressed to admit that i’m a fan because of the way you guys beat him up so bad. i do think that he’s cute 1-10 i’ll give him a 7 with braces and some teeth whitening an 8. cut the boy some slack, and it’s super sexy that he knows so much . maybe you could learn a thing or two. i’m still shocked that he has a girlfriend but not because of his looks but because he acts so silly i’m a very silly person and sometimes people just don’t like that. so i apologize joakim wherever you r .ya’ll r just mean asses and what the hell was up with the comment about date rape and “roofied” penis coladas.