Archive for April 10th, 2006

By the way, Coco, thanks for not telling anyone about your broken finger until Monday, after I had to set my fantasy lineup.  Prick.Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp has an idea for a television show.

Coco Crisp is shopping his idea for a new reality show to television networks. The program, which mixes the elements of dating-themed programs with the reward opportunities of a game show, is tentatively titled, “May/December.”

As he envisions it, a 30- or 40-something single is set up on blind dates with someone of the same age, as well as someone in his/her 20s. The dater then secretly selects a favorite, and if it is the one also chosen by an audience, telephone or Internet vote, cash and prizes will be won.

That is a revolutionary concept… this man is a visionary. This idea, if I understand it correctly, is really something else. Combine dating and a game show? That’s just what TV needs. This is going to blow minds. I know that there are many of you out there who, like me, just aren’t satisfied by Elimidate. We need more. We need cash prizes to go along with the douchebags and the whores. It’s a niche that must be filled.

I think it’s great when athletes have interests outside of the playing field. Especially when those interests include putting more garbage on television. Much love to Coco Crisp. Thanks for looking out for all of us.

BEN MEAN.  GRRRR.From Henry Abbott’s True Hoop, one of my favorite blogs out there, comes this little tidbit about Ben Wallace refusing to enter the game Friday night against Orlando. Not only hasn’t it gotten any mainstream attention, but Pistons teammates and coaches aren’t even mad about it.

As it turns out, Big Ben was mad about some combination of being taken out of the game when he was, and not being involved in the offense… which doesn’t seem all that different from the reasoning behind the most famous refusal to enter a game, of course Scottie Pippen’s, when a last-second play was run for Toni Kukoc and not him. Ben wasn’t asking for the ball on any specific play, but just wanted some more touches in general.

No one seemed to mind the outburst. Flip Saunders and Lindsay Hunter seemed to kinda like it. And I think TrueHoop has it right… that’s what happens when you come to play and bust your ass every time out. Things are forgiven, people are a more willing to hear what you have to say, and you get the benefit of the doubt.  Granted, I’m a Pistons fan, so my reaction is a bit clouded, but his teammates all seemed to have a similar reaction.  Ben got more touches the next day, a day, oh by the way, in which he grabbed 22 rebounds and beat the hell out of a division rival.

Ultimately, there was little or no reaction because… well, because it’s Ben fucking Wallace, whose work ethic is evidently beyond reproach. It is, in fact, possible to earn the benefit of the doubt.

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