Comments on: Your Offseason Dose Of Clinton Portis

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:53:30 +0000

smoot never woke up for the damn interviews though. I love the Junkies, even if 2 of them went to the Evil Empire of Dematha (I hate Morgan Wooten)

By: highlifer

highlifer — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:50:14 +0000

I’m with unsilent majority on this one. Since the Junkies took over for Howard Stern, I find myself listening to them much more than I listen to Howard on the Sirius. They aren’t douches so much as they are just 4 guys like any of us who lucked into a great gig. And they admit as much at least once a week. I’ve actually been listening since I stumbled onto their evening show about 6 years ago.

They also used to do these great interviews with Fred Smoot when he was a ‘Skin, called Smoot Smack. Smoot gave Clinton a run for his money in the crazy contest.

By: seamus

seamus — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:31:59 +0000

I recently read a book about the UM program, and apparently Portis showed up as a freshman, and immediately declared himself the starter.

The seeds of crazy are sowed early.

By: sideshow

sideshow — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:58:48 +0000

Looks like Elton John had a love child w/ Dennis Rodman. He might actually be a genius because, really, how long could it possibly be ’till Carmen Electra is stalking him outside the locker room. She loves them crazies.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:24:13 +0000

i find it hard to believe that concerned mothers would be listening to the Junkies. and who is this “director” to whom you refer?

By: JOBS

JOBS — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:28:55 +0000

This is good. I mean real good. I garuntee the PR office is fielding concernec mother’s phonecalls all day to put this fire out and the director probably is trying to explain to portis that this doesn’t help the team. He doesn’t give a shit.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:22:52 +0000

Why do people think Clinton Portis is funny with his little dress up costumes? Its probably the corniest sh*t I’ve seen in the past 5 years. Old, fat, 60 year old white sportwriters think its funny. That goes to show you how unfunny it really is.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:05:50 +0000

cheesehead is just jealous because he has no qb and a rb who can’t hold onto the ball

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:04:58 +0000

not to mention the fact that he willingly added about thirty pounds of muscle last offseason to better fit the mold for a Gibbs running game.

By: josh

josh — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:54:17 +0000

Overrated? He set the Redskins single-season rushing record this year behind a substandard, decrepit offensive line. No doubt his antics get him more media attention than he’d get otherwise, but you can hardly say he’s coasting through his football career based on mere notoriety. He’s as hard-working a RB as there is in the league, and plenty talented too.

By: BoSox Siobhan

BoSox Siobhan — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:14:55 +0000

Gawd, I love his crazy ass. And I can’t stand the Redskins.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:54:28 +0000

oh and the junkies aren’t douche’s, they’re actually pretty good.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:53:10 +0000

thank god you posted this. I caught the last couple minutes of this on my way to work and I was quite sure it was the greatest thing ever recorded.

By: CheeseheadPete

CheeseheadPete — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:24:14 +0000

An overrated player getting by on media schtick. Two more seasons and nobody will remember. Now if his mother kills an opposing fan? That would be newsworthy!

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:39:02 +0000

Clinton Portis is completly Batshit insane and I love him for it. I’m a Cowboy’s fan and should by all rights hate him for playing for Washington….and I can’t. He’s too awesome. God Bless you Clinton.