Comments on: Ricky Manning Jr. Fears Technology

By: Edward

Edward — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:25:14 +0000

Is Ricky Manning a guy who gets stupid high, then blames it all on the kicker?

By: sideshow

sideshow — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:15:39 +0000

I’m guessing we won’t be seeing nirwin in any ads endorsing the Grand Slam breakfast. Which reminds me of an old joke about Denny’s. What their motto should be: “Our food sucks, but your f-ed up, so come on in anyway!”

By: Father Figure

Father Figure — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 13:34:39 +0000

What a Luddite. Luckily, I avoided getting Manninged last weekend, even though I was stupid enough to bring an Ipod into Perkins.

By: nirwin

nirwin — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:31:06 +0000

I think that there is one major point here that seems to be getting glossed over, for some reason: Denny’s? Who goes to Denny’s? Am I missing something here? Does anyone actually eat at Denny’s? Is it possible to eat at Denny’s without dying of food poisoning sometime within the week? Why in God’s name was Ricky Manning, I guy who obviously makes enough money to eat at a place where he is not guaranteed of death by food poisoning, eating at Denny’s? Are you trying to tell me people actually make a conscious decision to eat at Denny’s? If so, these people need psychiatric help of some kind. And don’t try to tell me it was the only place that was open. I guarantee you there are tons of all-night restaurants open in L.A. I cannot think of a situation in which it would be excusable to eat at Denny’s. Perhaps somebody should’ve walked in there and kicked the asses of everyone in the restaurant, including Ricky Manning and his posse, for being stupid enough to eat at Denny’s.

By: HuangKong

HuangKong — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:36:39 +0000

maybe ricky manning jr. uses a mac.

By: Blogsy McBlog

Blogsy McBlog — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:25:29 +0000

Dennys: the perfect spot after a long night at the dog fights.

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:04:24 +0000

To be honest, I’m happy there’s now an entire category devoted to Dickheads.

By: Toku

Toku — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:33:14 +0000

of course the guy Manning beat the shit out of deserves jail time…Dell makes shitty computers

Alienware4LIFE!!!

-T

By: V.P.

V.P. — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:35:15 +0000

Manning instantly made himself a Bear with this performance. Ironically, this is the only thing he’s hit since the 2004 playoffs. I’m glad he’s no longer a Panther; God knows we can ill afford any more off the field publicity. Somewhere in Charlotte John Fox and Marty Hurney are engaged in a backwards man-hug.

By: ReKen

ReKen — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:05:21 +0000

At least he proved he hits better than Peanut. Tillman would’ve fallen down as the laptop guy raced out of Denny’s with a couple of Grand Slams.

By: unc_samurai

unc_samurai — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 21:53:55 +0000

I’m so glad that Manning, Jr. is off my Panther’s roster. Have fun, Chicago!

Oh, and even better than a laptop – I use my PSP to websurf while I’m in Denny’s

By: cotton

cotton — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 21:38:14 +0000

Ricky Manning Jr. was right to do what he did. Who does that nerd think he is, existing like that? When nerds start contributing to society in any meaningful way, they can eat in peace. Till then, I’m going nerd-hunting.

By: Theri Maa Bhanchod!

Theri Maa Bhanchod! — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:54:04 +0000

mjd,

i am literally shaking and covering my mouth right now at my desk. Damn you and your sarcastic wit, i am trying not to laugh out loud…my god too funny

oh yeah, like a typical manning, doing his best work outside of his paid profession.

By: Mr. Bojangles

Mr. Bojangles — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:52:09 +0000

I kinda wish that had been me. I’d trade a couple million dollars from the civil lawsuit for one ass beating. Denny’s dude hit the meathead lottery. Oh, the pain and anguish!

By: VTHokie01

VTHokie01 — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:13:38 +0000

You know what, I wasn’t going to say anything, but The Big Picture made me.

Everybody knows Marcus had a cellphone. Granted, it probably looked like an H&K .40 cal, but Nokia makes one like that.

Besides, what Marcus has done or maybe not done in the past is no different than any of these fuckers. At least he’s younger and stupider than they are. Well, definietly younger. Ricky Manning, tendered a $21 million contract, and the idiot beats some guy’s ass at 3 am in a Westwood Denny’s. It’s fucking Westwood, not Compton or Watts, or PG county, but Westwood.

MJD- Your boys Sean Philips and Steve Foley, weren’t both of them arrested for resisting arrest. How F-ing stupid is that? You’re such a bad-ass that you have to fight a cop? Steve Foley was driving drunk with un-registered Arkansas plates in California, parked the wrong way in front of a Hotel. Talk about stupid.

Sean Taylor – points gun at folks who steal from him, No foul? Personally, I’m more offended by the spitting at Tampa Bay – a thief is a thief.

Marcus – some punk kids fuck with him, and he can’t scare the shit out of them with his Nokia Special?

I think Manning, Foley and Philips are the most egregious examples of piss-poor behaviour. Marcus seems like a stupid teenager in comparison.