Thankfully, there are football players out there who can provide a contract to Ricky Manning Jr. A group of players on the Centralia High School football team in Illinois were unloading tires from a truck when they heard a man screaming for help. The guy was working on his truck, and it fell off the jack and landed on his chest. The Centralia fellas sprung into action and lifted the truck off of him.

Congratulations to them for being good guys… Ricky Manning Jr. would’ve ran over there, hopped in the truck, put it in reverse, backed over the guy a few times… before getting out, picking up the jack and dropping it on the guy’s balls.

So it’s nice to have that contrast. The guys from Centralia not only saved a man’s life, but helped to restore a little bit of faith in the football players of the world. Also, the name of their school is one of the few words that rhymes with “Genitalia,” so they’ve also got that going for them.