Thankfully, there are football players out there who can provide a contract to Ricky Manning Jr. A group of players on the Centralia High School football team in Illinois were unloading tires from a truck when they heard a man screaming for help. The guy was working on his truck, and it fell off the jack and landed on his chest. The Centralia fellas sprung into action and lifted the truck off of him.
Congratulations to them for being good guys… Ricky Manning Jr. would’ve ran over there, hopped in the truck, put it in reverse, backed over the guy a few times… before getting out, picking up the jack and dropping it on the guy’s balls.
So it’s nice to have that contrast. The guys from Centralia not only saved a man’s life, but helped to restore a little bit of faith in the football players of the world. Also, the name of their school is one of the few words that rhymes with “Genitalia,” so they’ve also got that going for them.


HuangKong Says:
April 26th, 2006 at 11:38 am
If the Duke Lacrosse players had lifted the car, they would have later denied it ever happened.
Keith Says:
April 26th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
How did you get that picture, by stepping out into the Morgantown Streets?
the mighty mjd Says:
April 27th, 2006 at 12:20 am
Clever. Dick.
Pete Says:
April 28th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Just proves once again that Illinois fucking rules, motherfuckers.