Archive for April 27th, 2006

I don't know why they can't pay the players, they apparently saved a lot on on the team's logo design.This is phenomenal. Jamie LaMunyon owns the Montgomery Maulers, a football team in the National Indoor Football League. The NIFL, if you will. It’s a league for guys who can’t quite cut in the the Arena2 League, much like Jake Taylor couldn’t cut it in the Mexican League.

Anyway, Jamie LaMunyon fired the entire team today. She fired every damn one of them.

“I have cut all the football players,” she told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday. “Fans will see a whole new team next week in Montgomery. Maybe they can win a game.”

Well, you don’t see that every day. Players were upset about not being paid, and the team threatened to not travel to Osceola for their next game if the owner didn’t cough up the scratch. She did not… and she did, in fact, cut everyone on the team.

If any of you out there really need a job… well, I’m thinking you’re not going to have to be that great of a football player to make it as a replacement in the NIFL. Of course, you might not get paid… but you’re probably allowed to smoke between plays, and no one’s going to get too mad if you want to add a little bourbon to your Gatorade. It’s a give-and-take situation.

Yes, he looks a bit grumpy.Delmon Young, outfielder for the Durham Bulls, has an interesting method of expressing disagreement with the calls of the umpire. Some guys argue, scream, kick a little dirt… some have even been known to spit. Delmon Young throws his bat and hits the ump in the chest with it.

This is probably against some kind of rule, and is not exactly a ringing endorsement of the replacement umps that they’ve been using in the minors while the regular guys are on strike. I wonder how much that had to do with Young’s reaction… like fucking with a substitute teacher, as opposed to your regular every day teacher. This never would’ve happened if the Durham Bulls were able to keep Crash Davis around. Anyway, he’ll probably be slapped with a suspension longer than any major leaguer will ever get for steroid use. I’ll guess 30 games.

Young, 20, is stud a prospect in the Devil Rays organization, and was probably going to called up sooner or later. He was #1 on MLB.com’s prospect list. I think this might make his stay in the minors a bit more lengthy.

I’d love to see video of this, assuming the umpire is okay. They wear chest protectors, right? I’d just like to know how hard he threw it, what kind of a throw it was… If anyone should stumble across it somewhere, please feel free to share in the comments.

I hope he wears the The Houston Texans will be deciding between Reggie Bush and Mario Williams as the first pick of the NFL draft… oddly, I thought this had been the case all along. I didn’t know anyone else was in play… but, you know, I suppose we can’t go a day without manufacturing some sort of draft news.

I actually feel like Mario Williams is the safer pick. This, of course, is based in two or three minutes of footage I’ve seen on the NFL Network. There are still questions about whether or not Reggie Bush can do the job he’ll be expected to do… like carrying the ball 25 times a game. There appears to be no doubt, however, that Mario Williams can do the job he’s expected to do, and kill quarterbacks.

That’s not to say that I’m not a believer in Reggie Bush… I am. I can only recall one college running back in my lifetime that made me say “Holy fuck” out loud, like Reggie Bush did… that was Bo Jackson. I absolutely believe Bush can be an every down tailback, and I believe he’s strong and elusive enough to take any hit that might come his way. But there are scouts who have those questions, scouts who pay a little closer attention than I do. No one seems to have too many questions about Mario Williams, though.

If I was in Texans GM Charley Casserly’s shoes… I’d probably… well, I’d call Matt Millen and ask him what he would do, and then I’d go the other way. Of course, Millen would probably recommend Sinorice Moss, so that might not help much. I dunno… gun to my head, I’ll go Bush. He can be a legitimate game-changer. It’s a little riskier, but… if you hit, the reward is massive.

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