A day after burying the Phoenix Suns in Game Four, Kobe’s wife Vanessa gave birth to a little girl, the couple’s second. Her name is Gianna, and her first words were, “Hey, Steve Nash, that MVP trophy doesn’t seem to mean a whole lot right now, does it?”
And Shaquille O’Neal’s wife Shaunie also gave birth yesterday, just six minutes before Vanessa Bryant did. They named their child Mearah Sanaa O’Neal, and she was 53 inches long and weighed 81 pounds. Her first words, “Hey, why is mommy’s birth canal so goddamn wide?”
Congratulations to both of them.
CheeseheadPete
You sure Kobes infants first words weren’t “glad you found the right hole this time”?
May 2, 2006 at 9:24 am
Big Daddy
“she was 53 inches long and weighed 81 pounds” MJD – you gotta cut it out! You bring a level of mirth to the office that hasn’t been seen in years!
May 2, 2006 at 12:00 pm
The Big Picture
was kobe’s kid born in eagle county, colorado?
May 2, 2006 at 4:10 pm