But since I also like gambling and the crazy hats and cleavage on opening day at Del Mar, I can’t actually go so far as to be opposed to horse racing events, such as the Derby.

Also I’ve always loved the Kentucky Derby and horse racing. It seems like something only an old man should enjoy but I like it. Probably because my dad used to take me to the track when I was little to watch the races (he didn’t even really ever bet). As such, I learned to do stuff like read a racing form when I was little, and am actually pretty good at betting on it. I go to the track a couple times a year and usually make a pretty decent chunk of money. And the Kentucky Derby is something that everyone needs to attend at least once. The infield is INSANE. Half to people aren’t even watching the race and just getting drunk and doing stupid shit, it’s nuts.

Not so sure on the sport/not a sport debate. I mean, it’s a race, there’s competition. Do horses count as athletes? Where does the line of sport stop?

I’ve already lost while betting on baseball (and I really should have known better, why didn’t I learn from Pete?), and all I will need to do is work in a boxing match. I’ll skipping the urine-stench, if that’s alright.