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Kyle Boller Puts His Mack Down On Petra Nemcova
May 9th, 2006


Petra Nemcova, a supermodel who survived the giant Tsunami in Asia by clinging to a tree, attended the Kentucky Derby this past weekend. Also in attendance was sucky Baltimore Ravens QB Kyle Boller… Boller, who evidently has much more game in this situation than he does on the football field, got her number, and was sitting with her the next day.

My compliments to Kyle Boller. Petra Nemcova is as beautiful as Kyle Boller is terrible. That’s an amazing pull. And I’m thinking this may be the last opportunity I ever have to compliment Kyle Boller, so… I wanted to take advantage.

The report comes from the New York Post (via Ben Maller). He also reportedly invited her to come watch him play a game in Baltimore… and I guess if she survived the Tsunami, she should be able to get through a Ravens game, though I don’t know why anyone would want to put her though another traumatic experience so soon.



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13 Responses to “Kyle Boller Puts His Mack Down On Petra Nemcova”

  1. jerloma Says:

    Yeah, that’s one heck of an invite. While I think going from Tara Reid to Nemcova is a heck of an upgrade, something tells me that making her go to Baltimore to watch him throw 4 picks and put up 3 points in a 6-3 loss to the Browns and then having her meet the rest of his crack-smoking, coke-dealing, wife-beating, weapon-assaulting, ring-gambling, double-murdering team mates may actually make her wish she was back in Indonesia.




  2. Unsilent Majority Says:

    mjd, i hate to break it to you but Nick Lachey and Kyle Boller are in fact not the same person. It is Nick who is doing the courting, Boller was there looking for work




  3. DookieStyle Says:

    She looks 12.




  4. unc_samurai Says:

    I can just see Kyle getting shot down trying a pick up line on Petra…

    “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name.”
    “You couldn’t throw it worth a damn, either.”




  5. Adam Says:

    If that’s what it get’s you, clearly I need to learn how to throw a football 50+ yards from my knees.




  6. Michael Erler Says:

    Maybe she just wants a young good looking man in her life whom she can trust to not die anytime soon. And Boller should be pretty healthy riding the bench next year. But yeah, in the words of Tony Siragusa, (as spoken to Todd Heap on Hard Knocks)”Your girlfriend is good looking. Very pretty. Do NOT bring her to training camp.”




  7. Michael Erler Says:

    PS…to the guy who says she looks 12… I guess I’m a pedophile then.




  8. Toku Says:

    Despite being a Raven’s fan, I hate that Kyle Boller and I have something in common besides team affiliation and being terrible at football…but Petra Nemcova?

    I’d hit it.

    -T




  9. the mighty mjd Says:

    I don’t know what kind of 12-year-olds that guy hangs out with.




  10. Rhondda Nunes Says:

    Funny….when I was 12 I didn’t look it…

    Now I’m over 35 I don’t look it;

    Works for me.

    About Anna k’s pics that sponsor the website:

    Really didn’t notice it was her from that angle, guys.Vive la difference`, like they say in Gay Paree.




  11. JT Says:

    What’s even more impressive is that she lost her fiance in that tsunami, and they found his body just over a year ago. Time does heal all wounds, but still, a little Kyle Boller heals ‘em even faster I guess [that is, when he’s not making wounds of his franchise’s record on the field].




  12. lopey986 Says:

    Come watch him play “ball boy” since McNair is easily going to take that job from him. I mean, Anthony Wright took it…




  13. cdb 2874 Says:

    Give it a rest, that O-line couldnt stop blood if it was Rosie O’s tampon. He has some skills, enough to land that kind of tail. Not Jamal either , its the line.




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