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Hazing Rituals. The Good Kind.
May 15th, 2006

Well, HELLO.

When a hazing ritual on a men’s team involves nudity and sex acts performed on one another… that’s just weird and bizarre. But when it’s a college women’s soccer team… well, that’s a completely different story.

Meet the Northwestern women’s soccer team. From BadJocks.com

At first, we thought they were pretty much like others we had found: underage drinking, girls in degrading outfits for the occasion, faces written on with marker, etc. Then we turned the page and found the freshman not only blindfolded but with their hands tied behind their backs with athletic tape. On top of that, the girls are seen doing calisthenics and what appears to be forced drinking, performing skits that appear to require simulated sex acts, and then the losing skit team being forced to perform lap dances.

I should say before we go any farther, in all seriousness… forcing freshman girls to give guys lapdances… that’s not cool. In fact, what Dr. Susan Lipkins says here on BadJocks.com about this incident is, while it might not be much fun, absolutely right. I don’t think there’s any gray area there. Forcing anyone to do anything sexual as part of a hazing ritual… well, you can’t do that.

But… they did do it. And so that we can all learn from the experience and work towards bettering ourselves and making sure we can all develop a more positive worldview… well, here are some pictures. Wherever it goes from here… well, that’s up to you. Sinner.



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16 Responses to “Hazing Rituals. The Good Kind.”

  1. jerloma Says:

    I miss college.




  2. Bouj Says:

    Forced lapdances = bad. Very bad. Indefensibly bad.

    Forced girl-on-girl action = hot. Very hot. Pants-tightening hot.




  3. fanuc Says:

    is it just me or is the underwear on these girls just way way too unrevealing?




  4. twoeightnine Says:

    the girl in pink appears to be experiencing some dampness of some kind.




  5. Z Says:

    As a current Northwestern undergrad, I am shocked and awed. That I don’t have enough info to facebook these people. Kidding.

    Go Mildcats, I guess?




  6. The Big Picture Says:

    i’m with ya Fanuc…can these girls act like they’re hot college babes? what’s up with the granny-panties?




  7. Ron Says:

    In the first picture, the girl in the yellow tank top might just have the hottest ass I have ever seen.

    Just thought I would share that.




  8. Z Says:

    “what’s up with the granny-panties?”

    College athletes and so-called ’sorority babes’ are not one and the same.




  9. Adam Says:

    I should probably find this to be disgusting and an outrage….but in reality, nope, just hot. I’m a terrible person.




  10. Carl Says:

    dude, that’s hot. totally wrong, but hot.




  11. JMD Says:

    Forcing them to do stuff might be wrong, but they’re totally getting paid for it with a free college education.




  12. RoyHaygood Says:

    I don’t think this is what Soccer Mom had in mind when Daughter stepped out of the Dodge Caravan for her first day at that bastion of higher Midwestern education and alma mater of Dan Shanoff and Stewart Mandell.

    Having said that, I’m sure I’ll be vilified (somewhere) for saying that this is kind of like ‘if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around…..’.




  13. max power Says:

    Remeber when colleges use to educate? Good times, good times….




  14. VTHokie Says:

    Awesome. Great Job, MJD. This is why the masses visit your site. Best post since the Oregon “Nike” post, but about 10^7 times better.




  15. jethro Says:

    Now you got em in trouble:
    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2446321&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines




  16. Moonshine Mike Says:

    they suspend the soccer team?

    there is no justice in the world. none.




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