Remember all that noise Joey Porter was talking about how he had something to say to the President? About how he wanted some money back, and about how he had some things to say? Not so much, as it turns out… “I regret that my quotes about our team’s upcoming visit to the...

They make themselves easy to guard. The Pistons offense right now bears no resemblance to their offense from 2004 or 2005. It’s a fairly typical NBA offense. In the past, the Pistons had been the best in the league at getting into their sets, executing them to perfection, and somewhere...

88:12. This thing is over… and we’re wrapping up the LiveBlog. If Arsenal comes back and scores a miracle goal, I’ll feel pretty silly, but I don’t think there’s any point in hanging around. 87:30. Barca’s pretty good at “You can’t have the...

Joltin’ Joe used to write notes to himself about how to deal with his sometimes lady-friend, Marilyn Monroe… these do not sounds like the words of a man who is ecstatic to be with his wife. His notes included the following… • Don’t ever be critical • Be...

As it turns out, there is not a new world record in the 100m. Justin Gatlin has supposedly broken it last week in Qatar, coming in a hundredth of a second better than the previous mark. Unfortunately for him, the guy who was holding the stopwatch is an asshole. His time was actually 9.766...