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Brian Bellows Lays On The Ice Like A Broad
May 22nd, 2006

I know I also ran this over the weekend at Deadspin, but… it has strangely captivated me, and I can’t stop watching it. I’m not sure what that says about me, but it can’t be good. I feel like I should send the Airing of Grievances a Hallmark card for finding it. I love how Brian Bellows just stands there and takes the abuse like the titfucker he is. I’m not sure I know what that means, by the way. Enjoy, and… you know, turn your volume down if you’re at work.



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14 Responses to “Brian Bellows Lays On The Ice Like A Broad”

  1. HuangKong Says:

    ok, i have to comment. is titfucking bad? because being a titfucker is a lot of fun.




  2. twoeightnine Says:

    Anytime you want to insult me, call me a titfucker. Or tell me that I fucked Jessica Alba, that’ll really piss me off.




  3. Doug Says:

    Like I said when I saw this at AOFG a few days ago, as Pittsburgh native and fan, this video makes me proud. My girlfriend and I must have watched it like 10 times and laughed just as hard every single time.




  4. Ahereeum Says:

    Wow…that was great. No one runs smack like hockey players. I’m not sure how you can be a faggot, broad and a titfucker?




  5. Bobzilla Says:

    “I’m not sure how you can be a faggot, broad and a titfucker” - you could be tit-fucking transvestite, I suppose. I think that was what he’s trying to say anyway.




  6. tony Says:

    My brother sent this to me years ago, but I had forgotten about it. Top notch, even for the Francis-stealers.

    Now if someone can just get the infamous Koharski-Schoenfeld exchange up on YouTube, I’ll be a happy hockey fan.




  7. mr elevation Says:

    that was hilarious.




  8. Drake33 Says:

    “Like I said when I saw this at AOFG a few days ago, as Pittsburgh native and fan, this video makes me proud”

    Hell, I’m Minnesota native and fan and I’m just dying of laughter here as well.

    :)




  9. Bouj Says:

    OUTSTANDING accents! Great trash-talking. Could not be more impressed. Bellows looks like a Grade A pansy.




  10. Dave's Football Blog Says:

    You fat pig! Have another doughnut!




  11. Edward Says:

    You wouldn’t believe it, but the greatest smack talk exchange I know happened during a cricket match. The bowler called to the batter, ‘Hey, why are you so fat?’ The batter replied, ‘because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.’ I still laugh when I think about that.




  12. Churchill Says:

    “Lay on the ice like a fuckin’ broad…”
    THAT will be incoporated into my dirty talk repetoire.




  13. Tim Pandakakkis Says:

    That’s classic. i love how bellows is complaining to the ref and has his teammate come to his side. like when mom would talk to you while bullies were having their way




  14. NaYHoE Says:

    someone fuckn send me that beauty video; ive been lookn for it forever




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