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	<title>Comments on: Bernardini Sitting This One Out</title>
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		<title>By: Retarsheed</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/05/25/bernardini-sitting-this-one-out/#comment-8396</link>
		<dc:creator>Retarsheed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 13:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice photo of Rasheed&#039;s teeth..what an ugly mofo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice photo of Rasheed&#8217;s teeth..what an ugly mofo.</p>
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		<title>By: Bobzilla</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/05/25/bernardini-sitting-this-one-out/#comment-8383</link>
		<dc:creator>Bobzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 03:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, Bouj....I am quite looking foward to my careeer in horse wanking!


&quot;The penis should not be forced into the AV if the stallion is not willing, and the amount of &quot;working&quot; of the AV by the handler permitted will vary from stallion to stallion. Some stallions will thrust into the AV just as they would a mare, whereas other stallions will need the handler to move the AV to create the stimulation - that action on the other hand will be strongly resented by other stallions. It requires experience on the part of the AV handler to establish the correct protocol for an individual stallion. It is important that the penis be thrust well into the AV at the time of ejaculation, and depending upon the type of AV being used, out through the other end (with the Colorado style AV&#039;s), as if the sperm come into contact with the heated liner, heat shock will probably occur, which is most commonly typified by many &quot;curly tails&quot; on the sperm when microscopically examined.
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I wonder where that stands on MJD&#039;s scale of athletic activities.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, Bouj&#8230;.I am quite looking foward to my careeer in horse wanking!</p>
<p>&#8220;The penis should not be forced into the AV if the stallion is not willing, and the amount of &#8220;working&#8221; of the AV by the handler permitted will vary from stallion to stallion. Some stallions will thrust into the AV just as they would a mare, whereas other stallions will need the handler to move the AV to create the stimulation &#8211; that action on the other hand will be strongly resented by other stallions. It requires experience on the part of the AV handler to establish the correct protocol for an individual stallion. It is important that the penis be thrust well into the AV at the time of ejaculation, and depending upon the type of AV being used, out through the other end (with the Colorado style AV&#8217;s), as if the sperm come into contact with the heated liner, heat shock will probably occur, which is most commonly typified by many &#8220;curly tails&#8221; on the sperm when microscopically examined.<br />
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<p>I wonder where that stands on MJD&#8217;s scale of athletic activities&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Jimbo Mercy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jimbo Mercy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 03:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hoofhearted</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hoofhearted</p>
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		<title>By: Dave's Football Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/05/25/bernardini-sitting-this-one-out/#comment-8342</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave's Football Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 20:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Sweetnorthernsaint, I wish I knew how to quit you...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Sweetnorthernsaint, I wish I knew how to quit you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Bouj</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/05/25/bernardini-sitting-this-one-out/#comment-8333</link>
		<dc:creator>Bouj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 17:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Bobzilla.  And by thank you, I mean I hope you get a job as a horse fluffer as punishment for going into that much detail.

Not that it wasn&#039;t informative.  But now I&#039;m stuck with an image of that horse in the pic getting one rubbed out by some poor guy/gal for $150/hr.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Bobzilla.  And by thank you, I mean I hope you get a job as a horse fluffer as punishment for going into that much detail.</p>
<p>Not that it wasn&#8217;t informative.  But now I&#8217;m stuck with an image of that horse in the pic getting one rubbed out by some poor guy/gal for $150/hr.</p>
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		<title>By: Bobzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bobzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 16:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A gay horse is surely not a problem.  The mares are just used as &quot;teasers&quot; anyway - see, this is how they harvest the horse sperm:  A &quot;teaser&quot; horse stands before the stallion and gets him ready.  Then the stallion is made to mount a &quot;phantom&quot;, and a horse fluffer comes in with a fake vagina finishes the job.

Check this out: 

http://www.equine-reproduction.com/articles/collection.htm

So if the horse is gay, they just use a stallion to excite him, he mounts the phantom, and a MALE hose fluffer comes out with a fake rectum (instead of a vagina) and makes the &quot;collection&quot;.

By the way, a horse fluffer makes $150 an hour.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A gay horse is surely not a problem.  The mares are just used as &#8220;teasers&#8221; anyway &#8211; see, this is how they harvest the horse sperm:  A &#8220;teaser&#8221; horse stands before the stallion and gets him ready.  Then the stallion is made to mount a &#8220;phantom&#8221;, and a horse fluffer comes in with a fake vagina finishes the job.</p>
<p>Check this out: </p>
<p><a href="http://www.equine-reproduction.com/articles/collection.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.equine-reproduction.com/articles/collection.htm</a></p>
<p>So if the horse is gay, they just use a stallion to excite him, he mounts the phantom, and a MALE hose fluffer comes out with a fake rectum (instead of a vagina) and makes the &#8220;collection&#8221;.</p>
<p>By the way, a horse fluffer makes $150 an hour.</p>
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		<title>By: the mighty mjd</title>
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		<dc:creator>the mighty mjd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 16:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s the one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s the one.</p>
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		<title>By: j</title>
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		<dc:creator>j</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 16:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Preakness was last weekend

sitting out Belmont perhaps?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Preakness was last weekend</p>
<p>sitting out Belmont perhaps?</p>
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		<title>By: DaveR</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/05/25/bernardini-sitting-this-one-out/#comment-8323</link>
		<dc:creator>DaveR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 16:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That picture will now haunt my dreams forever.  Damn you.

Also, I suggest Tom Wolfe&#039;s novel &quot;A Man in Full&quot; for some VERY graphic descriptions of how you&#039;d probably go about collecting the million-dollar seed of a gay horse.

Huh huh... gay horse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture will now haunt my dreams forever.  Damn you.</p>
<p>Also, I suggest Tom Wolfe&#8217;s novel &#8220;A Man in Full&#8221; for some VERY graphic descriptions of how you&#8217;d probably go about collecting the million-dollar seed of a gay horse.</p>
<p>Huh huh&#8230; gay horse.</p>
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