Archive for May, 2006

Whether or not Dallas goes on to win the Western Conference, or the championship, it’s time to give Mark Cuban a hell of a lot of credit. If you’re a fan of a team that’s not very good, or a team that’s swimming along in mediocrity… your franchise couldn’t get better news than Mark Cuban buying it.

Thank about the Mavs before Cubes bought them… what comes to mind? For me… not much. I’ve got green uniforms and Roy Tarpley. Not much else. Maybe a young Jason Kidd. But now they’re one of the most dynamic, exciting, franchises in sports… even before Avery Johnson, even before they became a more well-rounded team, even when they were cruising along in softcake mode, they were still interesting. They were better. They were notable. And it was just a matter of time before they evolved to the point where they are now.

It all leads back to Cuban. You may have some issues with the guy, and that’s fine. I’m usually the last person to ever criticize someone else’s wardrobe, because I prefer to dress like a homeless man, but… the Mavericks football jerseys and the “MFFL” t-shirts have got to go. I don’t think I would’ve considered either of those past the fourth grade. I don’t care that he’s on the bench, or in the locker room, or that he bitches about officials, or anything else… the t-shirt pictured above is what bothers me. It is not 1991. Also, he uses the smiley faces when he types. That bothers me, too. :(

But, yeah… you may never think of him in the same way that you think of the Rooney family in Pittsburgh, but… as an owner, you could do, and probably are doing, a hell of a lot worse. Basketball fans in Dallas should hang portraits of the guy above their fireplaces.

The brother of George W. Bush, and current governor of Florida, Jeb Bush was unofficially approached to guage his interest in becoming the next commissioner of the NFL. First, Condoleezza Rice, and now this… someone out there is really determined to have a member of the party of inclusion in the NFL commissioner’s chair. He was approached by Patrick Rooney Sr., brother of Steelers owner Dan Rooney. I guess they were hanging out at some sort famous brothers luncheon or something. I wonder if Tito Jackson was there.

Jeb was once a minority owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. I’m not sure how this qualifies him in any way, but it’s true. I don’t know how the NFL’s going to select their next commissioner, but if there’s any sort of voting involved, you have to like Jeb’s chances to, um… enginner himself a victory. And I think, if it happened, this would be terrific news for the Detroit Lions… because you know that Jeb Bush would be determined to keep all franchises alive, no matter how braindead and lifeless they appear to be. Of course, on the other hand… you’d have to question his ability to enforce any sort of NFL drug policy.

The ping-pong balls bounced their way, and the Toronto Raptors will have the #1 pick in the NBA Draft this summer. It’s an odd and not strikingly impressive draft… it’s hard to figure what the Raptors will do with the pick. There are three guys who have Top-3 pick value that could play the 3-spot. And I’d have to think that’s where they’re going, since none of the smalls available really project as a #1 overall type of player (Brandon Roy is closest), and they’ve already got Chris Bosh and Charlie Villaneuva under the basket.

So there’s Adam Morrison, Andrea Bargnani, and Tyrus Thomas… Thomas and Bargnani are kinda stuck between the 3- and 4-positions, depending on the style of play of the team who drafts them. Thomas is 6’9″ and crazy athletic, but… you know, before the NCAA tournament, not many people had heard of him. Bargnani is 7’0″, and like a less athletic Dirk Nowitzki, but without the crush on David Hasselhoff or the aversion to the area that some call the “paint.”

And I have no idea why I’m spending this much time talking about the Raptors #1 draft pick in May. But if they play it right, the Raptors could develop a truly impressive young core. If I had to guess right now, given that their current GM had a big hand in building the Phoenix Suns… I like they’ll go with the big tall guy who can run the floor and stretch the court with his shooting ability. You can see a little bit of Bargnani here. I think his draft stock goes up considerably because this video is set to a song by “Da Brat.”

Just three-weeks before the World Cup, the United States went out and lost to Mo-freaking-rocco, 36th in the last FIFA world rankings. And not only that, veteran midfielder and glue-guy Claudio Reyna injured his hamstring, and his status for the first World Cup games is no better than hopeful. Just bad luck.

That’s no good. But at least it happened at a point where we’ll have a couple of games to stick someone else in the line-up and get them a little experience. There are two other friendlies scheduled before the World Cup, one against Venezuela and one against Latvia.

And in a related story, here’s the complete World Cup TV schedule, which I picked up at The Sports Frog. Games are going to be running from like 9 a.m. until 5 p.m., just about every day. And every single one of them is going to be on TV. Now, pretend for a second that you give damn about soccer. This would be like the opening Thursday and Friday of the NCAA tournament… except it would happen every single day for three weeks.

• This is kind of odd… Cuttino Mobley kinda/sorta accuses certain Clipper players of not giving their all in Game 7 against the Suns. The word “sacrifice” is used, as in, some players refused to do any of it. Sadly, I didn’t get to see the game, so I don’t have a clue who he’s talking about. Chris Kaman only played 20 minutes in the game… anyone else have any ideas?

• So, I guess we can expect very little turnover of the Spurs roster (gracias, Yay! Sports). The only guy who’s contract is up is Nazr Mohammad, whose value has to be at an all-time low point right now. He wasn’t able to play in the series against the Mavs, because he was a defensive liability against the Mavs athleticism. But it’s still hard to see the Spurs letting him go… if they do, their back-up bigs are Robert Horry, Rasho Nesterovic, and Fabricio Oberto. Not pretty. The Spurs are going to have to be really creative in finding a way to make their roster younger and more athletic.

• Not at all sports-related, but… I may have a new hero. A crazy Lithuanian bastard was pulled over for some erratic driving the other day. He took a breathalyzer test, and he blew a number more than twice the amount of alcohol that’s supposed to kill someone. The legal limit in Lithuania is 0.4 grams per liter. 3.5 grams per liter, and you’re likely to be dead. This fuck blew a 7.27. And he was smiling the entire time police questioned him. I know he committed a crime, but… this is an accomplishment. I hope he gets the really nice jail cell.

The fuckin' BEST.By almost all accounts, the NHL has been fantastic to watch this year. The flow of the game is much better, there are exciting young players, and scoring is up, and those things are great. But ratings? I knew it was bad, but… I didn’t know it was this bad. Some factoids from a Darren Rovell article at ESPN.com

• OLN averaged 117,000 viewers for their NHL games this year.
• In 2003-2004, ESPN’s games brought in 416,000, while ESPN2 games brought in 209,000.
• The Heads-Up Poker Championship, the lead-in to hockey, more than doubled the ratings for playoff hockey on NBC.
• More people watched WNBA games on ESPN2 last year.

It’s one thing to have low ratings… it’s quite another to be outdrawn by the WNBA. The WNBA, man. Let that sink in for a minute. ABC could broadcoast 2 hours of Hubie Brown reading aloud from an Ayn Rand novel after seven apple martinis, and I’m more likely to watch that than a WNBA game.

I don’t know what this means for the future of hockey. I hope most clubs were at least profitable this year, under the new CBA. I hope this was anticipated. You’d have to think that they were prepared for pretty low ratings. But if their viewership doesn’t start to grow, I think you can expect the NHL to be covered on SportsCenter less and less, and get less general mainstream media coverage in general. It’ll become the kind of thing that gets mentioned in the second half of SportsCenter broadcasts, after “The Ultimate Highlight,” and Stu Scott’s super-dope poetry jam.

My suggestion to improve ratings? Players mic’d at all times, and Brian Bellows always hovering somewhere nearby. 114 viewings later, and I still can’t enough.

First Team:

G – Kobe Bryant (33)
G – Dwyane Wade (29)
F – LeBron James (27)
F – Dwight Howard (26)
C – Yao Ming (31)

Second Team:

G – Chris Paul (26)
G – Tony Parker (29)
F – Elton Brand (32)
F – Amare Stoudamire (29)
C – Chris Kaman (29)

Third Team:

G – Gilbert Arenas (29)
G – Shaun Livingston (26)
F – Dirk Nowitzki (33)
F – Pau Gasol (31)
C – Nenad Krstic (28)

Honorable Mentions:

G – Kirk Hinrich (30), T.J. Ford (28), Ben Gordon (28), Deron Williams (27), Joe Johnson (30), Jameer Nelson (29), Devin Harris (28), Manu Ginobili (34), Andre Igoudala (27), Michael Redd (32)

F – Carmelo Anthony (27), Ron Artest (32), Tayshaun Prince (31), Chris Bosh (27), Josh Howard (31), Kevin Garnett (35), Boris Diaw (29), Danny Granger (28), Anderson Varejao (29), Marvin Williams (25), Luol Deng (26), Lamar Odom (32), Shawn Marion (33), Kwame Brown (29)

C – Charlie Villanueva (27), Andrew Bogut (27), Emeka Okafor (29), Darko Milicic (26), Channing Frye (28)


Now, obivously, some players who are yet undrafted will emerge as stars, but I didn’t see any point in project them onto this list. And some of the guys at the ends of the honorable mentions lists are reaches. Kwame Brown, for example.

But looking at this thing, whoever’s drafted in the next few years is going to have to have a major pair of balls if they want to crack an All-NBA team in their first five years in the league. How nicely is the NBA set-up for the future? Only five guys in the Top 15 there will be over 30, 5 years from now. That’s incredible. Even the lists of honorable mentions are damn impressive.

That really was the point of putting this together… to illustrate the amazing era that the NBA is about to usher in. But in doing so, a couple of other things stood out:

The future is not quite as guard-centric as I thought it would be. The forward list is still pretty nice, and the center cabinet isn’t as bare as I thought it was. Granted, a lot of them are swingmen-type forwards, but the league won’t be completely devoid of post players, either. Granted, there may not be a single Patrick Ewing in the group, but it could still be alright.

A few teams with multiple players on this last have some nice futures: The Magic stand out, with Jameer Nelson, Dwight Howard, and Darko “Perhaps I’m Reaching” Milicic. The Clippers, if they hang on to Brand, Kaman, and Shaun Livingston, could be the NBA’s next great team. The Raptors could have the best big-man tandem in the league with Villanueva and Bosh. The Bulls could have a dominant backcourt with Hinrich and Gordon.

The guy who gets the worst news is Dwyane Wade. The Heat have nothing else on the list, and really, had no one even close. LeBron’s not faring much better with just Anderson Varejao, who’s probably also a little bit of a reach.

It was youth and depth… that’s what did it for the little Mavericks that could. They were able to just keep throwing waves of young, athletic scorers at the Spurs, and they didn’t have answers. They had the answers for the big scoring threats. Dirk Nowitzki, Josh Howard, Jason Terry… they could handle normal depth. But when you start throwing guys like Devin Harris, Jerry Stackhouse, and even Keith Van Horn, who, much to my surprise, is still in the NBA… the Spurs just couldn’t match up with everybody.

A bench of Brent Barry, Robert Horry, and Nick Van Exel… to say that those guys weren’t athletic enough is a little like saying that Liberace wasn’t heterosexual enough. It wasn’t even close. And Avery Johnson exploited the hell out of that… He attacked it like John Daly going after a slot machine that spits out Marlboro Reds. He had the personnel to be relentless, and he took full advantage.

So it’s pretty clear where San Antonio needs to improve in the off-season. And before turning back to the Mavs, credit the Spurs for a pretty ballsy performance, even though it came up short. They played great, they just didn’t have the tools to win. Going down by 20, and then battling back like that… that took some championship-level heart. The deficit was just too much. Tim Duncan had a phenomenal series… I’m a little bit sad that we’re I’m not going to be seeing any more of him this year. I know he didn’t have the best regular season, but when he can play like he played in this series… he’s still the best player in the game, bar none.

But the team that deserved to win the series won the series. They had something that the Spurs couldn’t account for. Devin Harris played better than anyone had a right to expect of him. Dirk was incredible. And, you know, Gana Diop was a huge factor in overtime last night. Man, that’s not a sentence I ever expected to type. But it’s true, he came in and was quite useful against Tim Duncan in overtime. It may have made the difference in the game.

Looking ahead… I like Dallas’s chances in the Conference Finals. I actually didn’t see that game, because I was DVR’ing it, and some rotten son of a bitch told me who won. But yeah, the Mavs are going to be in the NBA Finals. We’ll see what Detroit shows in this next series, but the Mavs look pretty complete right now. It’s going to be a tall effort for anyone put them out.

I really love this commercial. It’s just cute as hell, and hey, I’m not made of stone. I think Gatorade should continue the series… maybe get a Young Shaq in there, who’s would be like 6’8″. Maybe a Young LeBron, who has a mustache at age 8. And follow them as they grow up, too. In a couple of years, Young Jennie Finch will bring her boyfriend Young Kevin Garnett home to mom and dad, and they’ll freak out and say, “Oh, but honey, we think Peyton is a much nicer boy.” And then she’ll go, “But mom, Peyton says he loves country music more than he could ever love a stupid girl.” It could really be great.

Thanks to The Basketball Jones, where you can also find damn fine NBA podcasts.

Tennessee women’s basketball coach Pat Summitt is the first women’s basketball coach to make over $1 million a year. And hey, she’s earned it. She’s built an incredible program, and you certainly can’t argue with her results. Before all is said and done, though, I’d really love to see her get a shot at coaching men.

It’s not that I don’t think she can do it… I’m just really curious about it. Even if it never happens, and we never get an answer, she’s a great coach. That can’t possibly be taken away from her. But I think it would be fascinating to see. I think it would work. I think she’d have their respect, and I think they’d play as hard for her as anyone ever has. And she’d have to adjust, too… going from basketball that is strictly fundamental, to situations where you have to deal with a player who can just jump over everyone and dunk the hell out of the ball.

But hey, congrats to Pat Summitt. $1 million can buy a lot of pantsuits.

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