Archive for June 7th, 2006

Reasons I’d go with the Mavs:

1) Shaq. Say the Mavs trot out a starting five of Dirk Nowitzki, Josh Howard, Jerry Stackhouse, Jason Terry, and Devin Harris. Who is Shaq going to guard? If they try this, and I’m almost sure we’ll see it at some point, and the Mavs get hot and hit a few shots in a row, can they force the Heat to play major minutes without their best player on the floor? See Shaq, Part II, below.
2) Versatility, This is the beauty of the Mavs. If they need to go big, they’ve got Erick Dampier and Gana Diop to guard Shaq. I’m not saying they’ll look him up or anything, but… that’s a reasonable two-some at the 5-spot. The Heat are who they are, and they’re not going to change their game much. The Mavericks have the luxury of trying things out, seeing what’s working, and going with whatever’s working best.
3) Avery Johnson, It seems pretty common to assume that Pat Riley can rely on his previous championship experience here, giving the Heat an edge in the coaching department, but… I’m going the other way. This goes along with #2. The game now is not the same game at which Pat Riley excelled, and Avery Johnson is at the very forefront of the revolution. I don’t think the Heat are going to have the ability to adapt to the different things the Mavs can throw at them. They have a structured rotation of guys, and no one on the bench who can really come in and change the game or the tempo with their presence.
4) Depth. They have it. Miami does not. And both teams have been playing basketball for a looooong time now. Legs are important.
5) Antoine Walker and Jason Williams. Okay, this one’s more personal than it is an actual reason. But I don’t want either of these two bastards to have a ring. Surely, each of them would wear it everywhere they want, believing that they were the reason that the Heat won. This is the same child who, a year ago, was taking a pen out of a writer’s hand and saying, “You ain’t writin’ nothin’, homeboy.” And he could get a ring? I can’t accept that. I just don’t want a volume shooter and a homeboy-pen-stealer to have championships. That would bother me.

Reasons I’d go with the Heat:

1) Shaq, Part II. Of course, there’s an opposite side to this. If the Mavs roll with the afore-mentioned unit of five, how do they defend Shaq? Probably with Dirk behind him, standing there and not moving, hoping to avoid foul trouble, with a quick double team coming and trying to pressure Shaq into getting rid of the ball, or stripping him. We shall see.
2) Tight Defense. The Heat played outstanding defense in the Detroit series (though I’d still contend that the Pistons made it pretty easy on them). Detroit had to work to get open shots, and Miami kept the lane pretty much sealed off. Their rotations are good, they’re quick to close out on shooters, and everyone appears to be buying into a defensive commitment.
3) Erick Dampier. For whatever the reasons, it’s a personal hobby of Shaq’s to abuse Erick Dampier. I don’t know why but Shaq seems to really loathe the guy… he called him soft, said he played “like Erick Dampier” after a bad game, and said that the only league Dampier could dominate would be the WNBA. I believe he sometimes also closes his eyes and pictures Erick Dampier when banging groupies on the road. Shaq’s hatred of Erick Dampier should be good for at least one win in the series.

Who I’m going with:

Mavs in five.

There is one point on earth where men with perfectly divergent personalities can share a common brotherhood. Where two men who share nothing in common in terms of their own goals, interests, and personality traits, can occupy a shared space and work together towards a common goal. That place… is the Green Bay Packers backfield.

Samkon Gado: Volunteers at a hospital in Green Bay. Draws blood and bathes patients. Wants to play four years in the NFL, then go to med school. Wants to study infectious diseases or orthopedic surgery before returning to Nigeria where he can use that knowledge to help his people and his country.

Najeh Davenport: Shits in hampers.

God bless America.

A 15-year-old boy named Tadd Fujikawa will be among the field at the U.S. Open this year at Winged Foot. He’s about 5’1″ and hits the driver about 285. This is insane… where are all these amazing teenage golfers coming from? Sometime soon, a kid is going to break par at a PGA Tour immediately after spending a weekend at the Neverland Ranch. At 15, my golf career was in a slightly different place, as I still thought it was hilarious to jab a playing partner in the ass with the flagstick. My game has failed to evolve since then.

Anyway, I think it will be interesting to see how much teeth-gnashing goes on about this young man’s future. He’s male, Michelle Wie is female. And that will absolutely make a difference in how people look at it. And yes, I know that no one in the media is going to make a particularly big note about it, at least not on anything near a Wie-level, because he’s not Wie. He’s an unknown Hawaiian kid who no one’s ever heard of. But I’d bet that we’re not going to hear one word about how any of this is bad for him. Not a word. He’ll be just a cute kid and an amusing novelty, not someone with suspect parents that are pushing him into something for which he is not ready.

Tadd played in a sectional tournament like the one Michelle Wie played in, only Michelle had to finish in the top 18 out of 153, and this kid had to finish first among a field of 10. He did. In the qualifying round (which qualifies players for the sectionals), Wie did play with Tadd… and finished ahead of him. But she opted for the sectional in New Jersey, as opposed to this one in Hawaii, because she’s playing in the LPGA Championship in Baltimore this week.

Anyway, I want you to know that this is it for the week on teenage golfers. I imagine that this does not make you sad.

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