Oddly enough, he’s not even being charged with a crime here… but there’s still plenty of evidence here that Zach Randolph isn’t someone that you’d want on your basketball team. Or living anywhere within your area code.
A friend of Zach’s was driving Zach’s car, with Zach in the front seat. The driver was racing another car, doing 50-60 mph in a 20 mph zone. He was charged with speed racing, careless driving, failure to obey a traffic signal, and having no front plate. In addition, officers found two handguns in the car… but no one was charged with anything, becauze Zach has a concealed weapons permit. They must give those things to absolutely fucking anyone.
What do you need the guns for? In case you lose the race? If you’re at a point in your life where you feel it’s necessary to carry two handguns with you at all times, then you’ve probably made some poor choices along the way. And if you want to race, Zach, get yourself an XBox and a copy of Gran Turismo.
There may be no hope for this guy. I see him in a Knick uniform very soon.
bill g Says:
June 9th, 2006 at 3:21 am
seriously, what the hell do they put in the water in portland?
HuangKong Says:
June 9th, 2006 at 8:21 am
hgh?
J.E. Skeets Says:
June 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Apparently draping oneself in velvet is now socially acceptable. Someone better tell Costanza…
Ahereeum Says:
June 9th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Damn Skeets, you beat me to that! Purple velvet?…that my be the most startling part of the story!
max power Says:
June 9th, 2006 at 11:58 am
*get yourself an XBox and a copy of Gran Turismo*
I know a nerd trap when I see it, I wont take your bait my friend.
Kyle Says:
June 13th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
Being a few years older than Zach and also growing up in Indy (he’s from Marion), I can tell you that this is nothing new. He was a thug in HS and has continued all through his college and professional career.
Mike in Portland Says:
June 20th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Yeah, we’re about sick of this guy. Here’s to him pump-faking his way to New York! (If you’ve never seen him pump fake, you’ve never seen a Blazer’s game…and I don’t blame you.)