Just in time for the NBA draft, the Charlotte Bobcats have a new part-owner named Michael Jordan. His official title will be “managing member of basketball operations,” which is great news for any young 6’11″ power forward draft prospects out there who have incredible workout skills, no basketball sense, and moist vaginas. Bob Johnson, who will remain the majority owner of the Bobcats, had this to say:

“Ever since I acquired the Bobcats franchise, one of my goals has been to get Michael Jordan to become my partner in operating the team,” Johnson said. “I don’t think I have to make the case for Michael’s basketball expertise, his knowledge or his competitiveness as a player. He will be the point guy for every decision to be made about player personnel.”

Well, no, you don’t. But I’d like to hear you make the case that there is evidence in existence that Michael Jordan is good at making NBA personnel decisions. The Wizards have just now recovered from the Jordan era. At the very least, he certainly didn’t do anything to help the Wizards.

So I guess MJ won’t be a part of any effort to buy the Trailblazers. I was kinda holding out a little bit of hope that he, Magic, and Charles Barkley would come together with that three-way ownership deal they were talking about. Guess not… it’s too bad, that would have been fun.

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