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No Shortage Of Imagination In Oregon
June 21st, 2006

I don’t know what the hell’s going on in Oregon, but… this has to stop at some point, doesn’t it? It’s not going to be long before the Ducks call a press conference and say, “Hey, you know what? We’re just wearing teflon this year. That’s right, teflon. Coated in mylar. We’ll be the shiniest fucking team you’ve ever seen. We’re going to have to issue special sunglasses to fans when they enter the stadium, because our uniforms will scar your goddamn retinas if you look directly at them. And if you try to watch us on TV, our uniforms are going to burn your screen. Do you hear me? Your television will spontaneously fucking combust. God damn, we look good.”



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5 Responses to “No Shortage Of Imagination In Oregon”

  1. max power Says:

    the yellow and green on the right are good looking uni’s.
    the black and the white? gee, never seen those uniforms before, boring.




  2. fredwilo Says:

    The Oregon uniforms look even WORSE in person. Just shows what happens when your #1 booster is Phil Knight and the Nike gravy train….

    What is up with the numbers — looks like a font from a video game….




  3. Mr Furious Says:

    Is Oregon going to be playing football or “Running Man“? Those are awful.




  4. Mr Furious Says:

    Jay Mariotti and Strahan probably love them…




  5. KaLiBLeeK Says:

    Phil Knight has WAAAAAAAAY to much pull up there in Oregon.




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