
Duke Revard sent this picture in yesterday… I am eternally grateful. That’s Dirk Nowitzki, just clearly shitfaced, hanging out with what I presume to be a ladyfriend of his. They must be pretty good friends, he’s wearing her earring, and she’s wearing his shirt.
Now, no one’s criticizing Dirk. He would not be the first player in NBA history to ever get drunk around the time of the Finals, nor would he be the first to rough up some random poontang. Maybe it was before the Finals, maybe it was shortly thereafter, maybe it was at halftime of Game 4… it doesn’t really matter. If nothing else, he should be congratulated just for being awesome.

alex
haha what a champ
June 22, 2006 at 6:27 pm
The Tarheel
Is that a hoop earring that he’s wearing?! WTF? What a Mariotti. j/k Clearly he’s more of a Strahan.
June 22, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Tom
She’s flashing double Westside’s. Hot.
June 22, 2006 at 6:39 pm
scott
David Stern and the NBA refs got him drunk.
June 22, 2006 at 6:44 pm
Sweet Lou
i gotta admit…i don’t get it. your team just made it through to the superbowl/nba finals/world series and you get shit faced drunk. yeah, yeah congratulations on winning the division and all that crap but…your job ain’t over yet. keep it in your pants, eat your wheaties and drink a lot of gatorade. if you win the BIG one…there’ll be lots more poon and booze to go around.
June 22, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Adam
umm you obviously didn’t see the girl right next to him..she is hot and he is hitting that!
June 22, 2006 at 8:03 pm
cotton
I’ve had a pretty rough 48 hours, but that pic is one hell of a consolation prize. I really do feel so much better.
June 22, 2006 at 8:26 pm
mrmom61
I wish I was a pro athlete.Fuck the games its all about the babes. Can you say Shawn Kemp?
June 23, 2006 at 1:31 am
Cole
Can you imagine how much alcohol it must take to get him loaded?
June 23, 2006 at 1:37 am
Sweet Lou
“she is hot and he is hitting that!”
my point is…a little less hitting that for 2 weeks and he could get a nice ring that might just help him pull more tail. not a bad trade off if you ask me.
June 23, 2006 at 2:37 am
lopey986
sweet lou, what world do you live in? he is a multimillionaire, chicks dont give two shits about superbowl/nba championship/world series rings.
June 23, 2006 at 8:34 am
Sweet Lou
“chicks dont give two shits about superbowl/nba championship/world series rings.”
yeah, but nba players do. and there’s a better chance he could have had both if he’d have cut back on the rock star lifestyle for 2 weeks.
June 23, 2006 at 9:05 am
Adam
Well apparently a bunch of Mavs were spotted at clubs in South Beach on off nights, while Heat players were seen at clubs in Dallas…it isn’t just Dirk. But yea I wonder how he even lets someone take a picture like this. Then again, when you are that drunk I guess you aren’t thinking too much…Question: How many beers does it take to get a 7 foot German drunk?
June 23, 2006 at 10:30 am
Roger
Awesome! Dirk, you are forgiven for being a whiny little skirt most of the time. Keep on Rockstar! I don’t know what part of this picture I love the most but seeing Barbie do her Da’ Brat impression is pretty epic. She must like to shop on the WeesssttZide!!
June 23, 2006 at 12:46 pm
David
how come HIS drunk pics always end up on the internet?
June 23, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Jose
its okay dirk get u some random hoes
wateever makes u feel better for next season.
June 23, 2006 at 4:55 pm
elizabeth
::wrinkles her nose::
I dunno…something about that picture is just not right. I think a clever graphic artist put that together as a joke. I am not saying that Dirk does not enjoy life, but I really do not think this really happened.
June 24, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Lil' Steph
leave Dirk alone….we have all been there, done that…our pictures just have not been put on the internet…..yet…..
June 24, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Kala
Thats A Soilder Right There All He Wanted To Do Was Have Fun……..But That Could Of Been A Long Time Ago But It Was Probably After Game 6 When They Had That Disapointing Loss After That Dirk Just Went Loose
June 24, 2006 at 1:28 pm
dallas
old news… this was the day after the Mavs beat Phoenix and before the Finals.
June 26, 2006 at 1:55 pm
marko
hehe nice one !
really diurk is a gr8 player i like his style .. and i see no problem in this!
but the girl is reeeal hooot !
June 27, 2006 at 6:52 am
Aria Recamier
The ‘hottttt’ babe is my daughter..they are just playing around and having fun! It is no one’s business but theirs. The scum that put this picture on the Internet is obviously not a DIRK OR DALLAS MAVERICKS FAN and should be BLACKLISTED from attending any Dallas Mavericks Games.
June 27, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Emmit>Barry
GONG SHOW
June 28, 2006 at 4:02 am
Emma
That girl in the pic, is Dirk’s neighbor, she is just a friend, and Dirk was not drunk, they were just havng a BBQ at his place. I know this because I also live in Highland Park.
June 29, 2006 at 4:23 pm
matthew
Aria, please, please post your daughter’s phone number. kthnx.
June 29, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Celeste
OMG open your eyes you guys! you can’t put her in a category with beautiful or attractive people! Its like saying Joakim Noah is the sexiest man to ever play ball! Come on people realize and learn how to use the word ‘hot’ or ‘smokin’ cause she is not either! ya’ll wanna see hot, come talk to me!!!
July 12, 2006 at 1:08 am