Duke Revard sent this picture in yesterday… I am eternally grateful. That’s Dirk Nowitzki, just clearly shitfaced, hanging out with what I presume to be a ladyfriend of his. They must be pretty good friends, he’s wearing her earring, and she’s wearing his shirt.

Now, no one’s criticizing Dirk. He would not be the first player in NBA history to ever get drunk around the time of the Finals, nor would he be the first to rough up some random poontang. Maybe it was before the Finals, maybe it was shortly thereafter, maybe it was at halftime of Game 4… it doesn’t really matter. If nothing else, he should be congratulated just for being awesome.

Comments

  • alex

    haha what a champ

  • Is that a hoop earring that he’s wearing?! WTF? What a Mariotti. j/k Clearly he’s more of a Strahan.

  • Tom

    She’s flashing double Westside’s. Hot.

  • scott

    David Stern and the NBA refs got him drunk.

  • i gotta admit…i don’t get it. your team just made it through to the superbowl/nba finals/world series and you get shit faced drunk. yeah, yeah congratulations on winning the division and all that crap but…your job ain’t over yet. keep it in your pants, eat your wheaties and drink a lot of gatorade. if you win the BIG one…there’ll be lots more poon and booze to go around.

  • umm you obviously didn’t see the girl right next to him..she is hot and he is hitting that!

  • cotton

    I’ve had a pretty rough 48 hours, but that pic is one hell of a consolation prize. I really do feel so much better.

  • mrmom61

    I wish I was a pro athlete.Fuck the games its all about the babes. Can you say Shawn Kemp?

  • Cole

    Can you imagine how much alcohol it must take to get him loaded?

  • “she is hot and he is hitting that!”

    my point is…a little less hitting that for 2 weeks and he could get a nice ring that might just help him pull more tail. not a bad trade off if you ask me.

  • lopey986

    sweet lou, what world do you live in? he is a multimillionaire, chicks dont give two shits about superbowl/nba championship/world series rings.

  • “chicks dont give two shits about superbowl/nba championship/world series rings.”

    yeah, but nba players do. and there’s a better chance he could have had both if he’d have cut back on the rock star lifestyle for 2 weeks.

  • Well apparently a bunch of Mavs were spotted at clubs in South Beach on off nights, while Heat players were seen at clubs in Dallas…it isn’t just Dirk. But yea I wonder how he even lets someone take a picture like this. Then again, when you are that drunk I guess you aren’t thinking too much…Question: How many beers does it take to get a 7 foot German drunk?

  • Roger

    Awesome! Dirk, you are forgiven for being a whiny little skirt most of the time. Keep on Rockstar! I don’t know what part of this picture I love the most but seeing Barbie do her Da’ Brat impression is pretty epic. She must like to shop on the WeesssttZide!!

  • David

    how come HIS drunk pics always end up on the internet?

  • Jose

    its okay dirk get u some random hoes
    wateever makes u feel better for next season.

  • elizabeth

    ::wrinkles her nose::

    I dunno…something about that picture is just not right. I think a clever graphic artist put that together as a joke. I am not saying that Dirk does not enjoy life, but I really do not think this really happened.

  • Lil' Steph

    leave Dirk alone….we have all been there, done that…our pictures just have not been put on the internet…..yet…..

  • Thats A Soilder Right There All He Wanted To Do Was Have Fun……..But That Could Of Been A Long Time Ago But It Was Probably After Game 6 When They Had That Disapointing Loss After That Dirk Just Went Loose

  • dallas

    old news… this was the day after the Mavs beat Phoenix and before the Finals.

  • hehe nice one !
    really diurk is a gr8 player i like his style .. and i see no problem in this!
    but the girl is reeeal hooot !

  • Aria Recamier

    The ‘hottttt’ babe is my daughter..they are just playing around and having fun! It is no one’s business but theirs. The scum that put this picture on the Internet is obviously not a DIRK OR DALLAS MAVERICKS FAN and should be BLACKLISTED from attending any Dallas Mavericks Games.

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  • Emma

    That girl in the pic, is Dirk’s neighbor, she is just a friend, and Dirk was not drunk, they were just havng a BBQ at his place. I know this because I also live in Highland Park.

  • matthew

    Aria, please, please post your daughter’s phone number. kthnx.

  • Celeste

    OMG open your eyes you guys! you can’t put her in a category with beautiful or attractive people! Its like saying Joakim Noah is the sexiest man to ever play ball! Come on people realize and learn how to use the word ‘hot’ or ‘smokin’ cause she is not either! ya’ll wanna see hot, come talk to me!!!

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