Archive for June 23rd, 2006

Jason Whitlock, a columnist I like, is calling for David Stern to hit Mark Cuban with a 13-day banishment from NBA arenas, and a season-long ban if it continues. I’ll attempt to sum up his argument as best I can: Cuban’s antics set the tone for fan complaining, which led to things being thrown on the floor in Dallas, David Stern getting booed while handing the trophy to the Heat, and a general sense of discontent among all sports fans at the perception of bad officiating in the Finals.

I don’t even know if David Stern could do this if he wanted to. Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks, he owns the building where they play their home games, and Stern can keep him out of there? I dunno about that. I don’t think David Stern can anymore ban Cuban from attending Mavs games then he could ban me from dry humping my Maria Sharapova chest pillow.

And why would he want to? I know it might not be the best thing for the NBA to have object hurled onto the floor in Dallas, and it might not be the best thing to have the NBA Finals trophy presentation booed… but these things happened in the NBA before Mark Cuban bought a team, and they’ll continue to happen after he’s gone. Am I to believe the fans wouldn’t have noticed the bad calls if Mark Cuban hadn’t been there to point them out? Come on.

And I don’t even mind Cuban’s bitching. When most of us bitch, we do it just to bitch. But Mark Cuban’s presence may actually lead to better officiating in the NBA. He’s got the time, resources, and desire to keep track of different trends and different officials, and he’ll get it to the NBA and get them to look at it. Whether or not that will someday result in any significant change, I can’t be sure, but at the end of the day, both Mark Cuban and David Stern want better officiating in the NBA. Hell, they both want the NBA to improve in a ton of different ways.

Officiating bitching and incitement not withstanding, even if you agree 100% with Whitlock on those points, let’s think bigger picture. Mark Cuban is absolutely fantastic for the Mavericks, and thus, for the NBA. If he doesn’t buy that team, the Mavericks don’t have a Western Conference championship, they don’t have one of the game’s best young coaches, they probably don’t have nearly as talented a roster, they don’t have the most innovative marketing in the league, they don’t have one of the most passionate fanbases in the league, and the NBA is probably short one excellent team and franchise.

So yeah, I think it would be a pretty bad idea to ban him from arenas. And even if that happened, it’s not like he wouldn’t have a voice anymore. I’m pretty sure he’d find a way to be heard. The only way I’d support an arena ban of Mark Cuban by the NBA would be if he started showing up to games in a speedo and a gold chain. Until then, Mark Cuban is a resource that the league should treasure.

Fox Sports rolls out their preseason College Basketball Top 25. Some teams of note.

1. Florida. Naturally.
3. Pitt. I’m assuming they’re ranked this high because Carlbury Krauser is finally gone. But I do like their roster (Aaron Gray, Ronald Ramon, Levon Kendall, etc.), and I think they’ll end up being deserving of the spot.
4. Ohio State. Greg Oden’s ready to show the world exactly what Mike Cooper was masturbating about.
9. Creighton. Awfully lofty for a mid-major team, but the Missouri Valley Conference certainly proved their masculinity during last year’s NCAA tournament. The improbably white Nate Funk returns.
13. Marquette. Dominic James is my darkhorse call for player of the year.
20. Hofstra. Hey, the Pride. That’s really all I have to say on the subject.

You can check out the rest here.

It’s beach volleyball season. I just wanted to be sure that you were aware. You can catch up on the action here. Man, I love beach volleyball. Huge fan. Can’t get enough.

Yesterday, I just kinda threw Jürgen Klinsmann’s name out there, almost expecting someone to say in response, “Klinsmann will never coach here, dumbass.” But apparently, there might be something to it. If you’re not a comment peruser, King Dan brought it to my attention yesterday that there is some Klinsmann talk happening. From Nick Webster’s Blog on FoxSoccer.com

Here’s one to get the rumor mill working overtime. I was at WDR, German state television early this morning talking to Boris Inanici, their ace reporter who has in the past has been embedded with the national team. He told me that Jurgen Klinsmann, the German national team coach will quit after the World Cup regardless of whether the ‘Mannschaft’ wins the whole thing or not.

First things first… Mannschaft. TeeHee.

But oh, that would make my day. Not man-shaft, but Klinsmann… a real, respected, successful international coach with two weird dots above the ü in his name and everything. The Germans are mad at him because he lives in America, and commutes to Germany to coach their international team. Anything short of a World Cup victory is probably going to get him booted out anyway. It just makes perfect sense.

And yes, that’s him pictured above, doing something strange and German. It’s been a popular couple of days here for Germans with potentially embarrassing photos.

And I want to say again that I’m not a Bruce Arena hater… I do sort of hate that I have to stop myself from typing “Arenas” everytime I type his last name. To the best of my knowledge, he and Gilbert share no relation. But I think Arena’s done a hell of a job getting USA Soccer to where it is… the best team in the the CONCACAF region, and a team with a realistic expectation of not being completely embarrassed in the World Cup.

But if you can find a guy to take you to the next level… you have to take that chance, don’t you? Rick Carlise, meet Larry Brown. Sometimes, it just has to happen.

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