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	<title>Comments on: Alex Ovechkin Is Open And Receptive To Semen</title>
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	<description>slangin' knowledge... since 2003.</description>
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		<title>By: Elvis</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/28/alex-ovechkin-is-open-and-receptive-to-semen/#comment-11468</link>
		<dc:creator>Elvis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>* GROAN *

We in Washington have been enduring such labored semen-related jokes for a few years now, ever since Alexander Semin first came over. There is actually a fan who attends games at the Verizon Center clad in a #28 jersey with the nameplate &quot;JIZZ&quot;. I could not make up something like that.

The acquisition of Varlamov is just going to multiply the juvenility fivefold. Lord help us if he ever makes it up to the show while Semin&#039;s still on the team! The tittering will be deafening.</description>
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<p>We in Washington have been enduring such labored semen-related jokes for a few years now, ever since Alexander Semin first came over. There is actually a fan who attends games at the Verizon Center clad in a #28 jersey with the nameplate &#8220;JIZZ&#8221;. I could not make up something like that.</p>
<p>The acquisition of Varlamov is just going to multiply the juvenility fivefold. Lord help us if he ever makes it up to the show while Semin&#8217;s still on the team! The tittering will be deafening.</p>
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		<title>By: Moose Bigelow</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/28/alex-ovechkin-is-open-and-receptive-to-semen/#comment-11309</link>
		<dc:creator>Moose Bigelow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Semen will participate on the Capitals youth outreach program as he is protein.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Semen will participate on the Capitals youth outreach program as he is protein.</p>
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		<title>By: Biff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Biff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And don&#039;t forget the other Russian prospect who will be coming over next season. Alexander Semin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And don&#8217;t forget the other Russian prospect who will be coming over next season. Alexander Semin.</p>
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		<title>By: AwfulAnnouncing</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/28/alex-ovechkin-is-open-and-receptive-to-semen/#comment-11299</link>
		<dc:creator>AwfulAnnouncing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey O!  Let the awkward comedy pyramid begin!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey O!  Let the awkward comedy pyramid begin!</p>
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		<title>By: Suss</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/28/alex-ovechkin-is-open-and-receptive-to-semen/#comment-11296</link>
		<dc:creator>Suss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh come now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh come now.</p>
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		<title>By: unc_samurai</title>
		<link>http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/28/alex-ovechkin-is-open-and-receptive-to-semen/#comment-11292</link>
		<dc:creator>unc_samurai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet he&#039;s got a great wrist shot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet he&#8217;s got a great wrist shot.</p>
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