Comments on: “He Was Masturbating!” http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/ slangin' knowledge... since 2003. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:59:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Rhondda Nunes http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12210 Rhondda Nunes Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:09:55 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12210 why? Because I think it would be fun to turn those that think they're the most entitled(insert over-confident-cockie-male-athelete stereotype-here; voila`!!We're back to Eddie Griffin!)down. rejected! ("You can't always get what you want"...) Beisdes, Im really busy pet-sitting. Dirk Notwitzke dropped off his kleine Shwartze katzke(little black cat) 'n' that's interfering with my music practicing.He leaves hair on the piano dudes.Damn, I hate that.Certainly no time for human puppies in my life. why? Because I think it would be fun to turn those that think they’re the most entitled(insert over-confident-cockie-male-athelete stereotype-here; voila`!!We’re back to Eddie Griffin!)down. rejected!

(“You can’t always get what you want”…)

Beisdes, Im really busy pet-sitting. Dirk Notwitzke dropped off his kleine Shwartze katzke(little black cat) ‘n’ that’s interfering with my music practicing.He leaves hair on the piano dudes.Damn, I hate that.Certainly no time for human puppies in my life.

]]> By: mike http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12203 mike Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:16:07 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12203 but rhonda, what woman wouldnt want to bang a multimillionaire athlete, purposely get pregnant by him, and then hit him up for child support for the next 18yrs? Maybe you wouldnt (you sound better than that), but i know a lot of skank sluts who would its called "The Golddigger Method" but rhonda, what woman wouldnt want to bang a multimillionaire athlete, purposely get pregnant by him, and then hit him up for child support for the next 18yrs? Maybe you wouldnt (you sound better than that), but i know a lot of skank sluts who would

its called “The Golddigger Method”

]]> By: Rhondda Nunes http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12144 Rhondda Nunes Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:26:28 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12144 yes,yes,yes!!..... But's a male urban myth that NBA atheletes can have any tail they want...so sorry....but only the whoralicous slutty-ones..... yes,yes,yes!!…..

But’s a male urban myth that NBA atheletes can have any tail they want…so sorry….but only the whoralicous slutty-ones…..

]]> By: mike http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12125 mike Wed, 12 Jul 2006 16:46:29 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-12125 its pretty pathetic eddie griffin HAS to masturbate at all!! for christ sake he is an NBA player!! he could grab any piece of tail he wants and tell that slut to get on her knees and play a little game of "swallow the leader" WHY IN THE HELL WOULD A NBA PLAYER NEED TO BEAT HIS DICK!!! this is like a pickup line at a funeral. its like Sadaam Hussein giving a lecture to the UN on basic human rights! its pretty pathetic eddie griffin HAS to masturbate at all!! for christ sake he is an NBA player!! he could grab any piece of tail he wants and tell that slut to get on her knees and play a little game of “swallow the leader”

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD A NBA PLAYER NEED TO BEAT HIS DICK!!!

this is like a pickup line at a funeral. its like Sadaam Hussein giving a lecture to the UN on basic human rights!

]]> By: Rhondda Nunes http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11870 Rhondda Nunes Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:00:55 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11870 Well.... I dunno...I've never heard of a chica giving herself roadhand, dudes.... & I've certainly never heard of tantric masturbation, sounds kinda...uhm...deflating. Well…. I dunno…I’ve never heard of a chica giving herself roadhand, dudes….

& I’ve certainly never heard of tantric masturbation, sounds kinda…uhm…deflating.

]]> By: Eegah http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11821 Eegah Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:58:18 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11821 Oh come on, who hasn't given themselves roadhand from time to time? Give the guy a break. Oh come on, who hasn’t given themselves roadhand from time to time? Give the guy a break.

]]> By: Bobzilla http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11725 Bobzilla Mon, 03 Jul 2006 23:15:44 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11725 Here is the lawsuit http://static.wcco.viacomlocalnetworks.com/~wcco/Documents/Griffin_Lawsuit.pdf "In addition, at that time, with one or both hands, he was manually manipulaying his genitals which he described to a witness at the scene, after the accident, as "jacking off"" Here is the lawsuit

http://static.wcco.viacomlocalnetworks.com/~wcco/Documents/Griffin_Lawsuit.pdf

“In addition, at that time, with one or both hands, he was manually manipulaying his genitals which he described to a witness at the scene, after the accident, as “jacking off”"

]]> By: JMD http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11680 JMD Mon, 03 Jul 2006 20:36:53 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11680 Is there really any other way to masturbate than furiously? Does anyone masturbate gently? Is that some kind of weird tantra thing that I don't know about? Is there really any other way to masturbate than furiously? Does anyone masturbate gently? Is that some kind of weird tantra thing that I don’t know about?

]]> By: Rhondda Nunes http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11641 Rhondda Nunes Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:15:33 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11641 Funny...& disturbing...nice dichotomy! Funny…& disturbing…nice dichotomy!

]]> By: Monponsett http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11635 Monponsett Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:57:50 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11635 Hey, Beavis...he has a stick shift... Imagine if he hit a pedestrian? If the last thing you see on Earth is a 7 foot black guy strangling the snake to his Escalade DVD player as he slams you into a wall at 70 mph, it's a pretty good indication that God probably thinks that you suck. Even if you live, the first responder will have Jay Izm all over his hands. Hey, Beavis…he has a stick shift…

Imagine if he hit a pedestrian? If the last thing you see on Earth is a 7 foot black guy strangling the snake to his Escalade DVD player as he slams you into a wall at 70 mph, it’s a pretty good indication that God probably thinks that you suck.

Even if you live, the first responder will have Jay Izm all over his hands.

]]> By: Adam http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11619 Adam Sun, 02 Jul 2006 17:46:19 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11619 FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS!

]]> By: DeeJay http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11488 DeeJay Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:12:04 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11488 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!

]]> By: Josh http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11464 Josh Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:49:36 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11464 Yeah, dude, who whacks it in the car? It's all about getting road head. When she's driving. Yeah, dude, who whacks it in the car? It’s all about getting road head. When she’s driving.

]]> By: st3ffen http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11458 st3ffen Fri, 30 Jun 2006 22:54:02 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11458 you could probably find any number of free eddie griffin jerseys in dumpsters across minnesota this afternoon... as long as you don't mind the stains. you could probably find any number of free eddie griffin jerseys in dumpsters across minnesota this afternoon… as long as you don’t mind the stains.

]]> By: lopey http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11445 lopey Fri, 30 Jun 2006 19:08:17 +0000 http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/06/30/he-was-masturbating/#comment-11445 i just got fired for laughing. franks and beans! franks and beans! have you seen my weiner? i just got fired for laughing.

franks and beans! franks and beans! have you seen my weiner?

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