Segments on The World Cup, the NBA Draft, and the Mets/Red Sox series… and we also discuss Paul Hogan, The Battle of the Falkland Islands, Elvis Grbac, and Taye Diggs (as well as my unusual reaction to him)… and that’s just in the first segment. And then, of course, we close with mascot sex. During the editing of this thing, I made some editorial decisions to leave things in that I’m clearly going to regret. But hey, you’ll have that.
Oh, and a special thanks to the fine people at Vagisil.

King Dan
MJD? Podcasting? What’s next? Planning on comming out with your own phone that delivers up to the minute sports scores, cause I think that’s an idea that hasn’t been full explored yet. The growth potential is there. Just make the phone look really stupid and see what happens.
June 30, 2006 at 8:42 am
Adam
If you pursue this…I recommend you spend millions on advertising your product! You must trust me on this!
June 30, 2006 at 10:24 am
Bouj
Dude, you guys sound exactly like I imagined y’all would. OUTSTANDING work!
Please, do this at least weekly.
June 30, 2006 at 11:22 am
Zach
Is there an iTunes feed to this?
June 30, 2006 at 2:00 pm
the mighty mjd
No, none of that yet… but maybe there will be, if we keep doing them. We shall see.
June 30, 2006 at 2:01 pm
jerloma
Link is pulling anything up for me. What is is supposed to play in? Shouldn’t QT or WMP do the trick?
June 30, 2006 at 2:22 pm
hkuszak
jerloma, you’ll need to download it – it’s a 60MB file.
Who was the chick at the beginning?
June 30, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Johnny
I believe I just heard someone reference Adam Morrison’s mustache as a cock duster! Great, just f’ing great!
June 30, 2006 at 2:40 pm
rob
pleasepleasepleasePLEASE .. I beg you … let the next one feature Crazy Fish Guy. Charge to listen. I’ll pay.
Otherwise, nice job. You did sound like Ann Coulter when you threatened to kidnap Brazilian kids and make them American citizens. Better check yourself.
June 30, 2006 at 3:15 pm
MNJ
You need a feed for this and I’d subscribe … it’s not a podcast if it’s not automated. :)
June 30, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Moonshine Mike
Moonshine Mike is a staunch Vagisil fan, for all the reasons you would not think.
June 30, 2006 at 5:53 pm
J.E. Skeets
The Mighty MJD Podcast: Intimate Care For Your Intimate Needs
June 30, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Jimbo Mercy
So when I try to hear it, I hear mjd and dead air where I presume Danks is supposed to be talking. I’ve downloaded it twice and tried playing it in iTunes and Windows Media Player. Anyone else having this problem?
June 30, 2006 at 7:18 pm
danks
I’m so glad many of you enjoyed the podcast…the future indeed looks bright. And please keep buying that Vagisil to keep the Podcast alive.
June 30, 2006 at 7:23 pm
the mighty mjd
Jimbo, check your left/right volume settings… it was, unfortunately recorded in stereo… I come in one ear, Danks is the other. That’s the best I can do for you.
By the way, I really appreciate all the comments here… I wasn’t at all sure about this. So, thanks a lot.
June 30, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Ram_R
I am having trouble downloading the podcast… that is to say, I can’t. When I click on the link I just get blank screen that is trying to load but never does.
July 1, 2006 at 1:31 am
Jimbo Mercy
Yeah, I got it. Thanks, and I also hate Italy. Pretty well-spent hour.
July 1, 2006 at 2:31 am
the mighty mjd
Ram, I don’t know what to tell you. The file is there. It will take a while to download, though… it’s like 60 MB. Try right clicking, and ‘Save Target As’ or ‘Save Link As’…
July 1, 2006 at 3:39 am
BoSox Siobhan
“I come in one ear, Danks is the other”.
Would I be over-sharing to tell that I think that’s exactly what happened in my dream last night?
At any rate, I really enjoyed listening to you guys shoot the shit. I laughed aloud inappropriately at least a dozen times.
July 1, 2006 at 9:24 am
Big White King Zulu
If you continue with these podcasts, get some fucking elocution lessons. It’s a “You Know” and illegitimately pregnant pause fest. Wouldn’t know it’s the same guys who write Deadspin.
July 1, 2006 at 9:48 am
the mighty mjd
You could just not listen… there’s the other option. Where do I sign up for elocution lessons?
July 1, 2006 at 10:27 am
RoyHaygood
I can find nothing wrong with an illegitimate pregnant pause fest, particularly one sponsored by Vagisil (try the new VagiWipes!) and as brilliant as this one.
July 1, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Jamie Mottram
Well done, MJD + Danks. If you’re this listenable talking about World Cup and baseball, I can’t wait until the NFL begins dominating our sportscape.
July 1, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Sean
The first time I listened to this, I cut it off after “I hate Italy, not just the soccer team, but the entire country”. But this is some funny sh-t.
July 22, 2006 at 11:30 pm